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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Things You Would Like To Do Before You Die!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:05 am 
In no particular order....

1. Round The World Cruise!!!! :coool: :coool:

2. Go To Canada!!!! :coool: :coool:

3. Go to the Antarctic!!!! :coool: :coool:

4. See The Northern Lights!!!! :coool: :coool: (Not Blackpool)!!!! :roll: :laugh:

5. Listen to the Dawn Chorus in the Middle of the Burn Valley in March/April!!!! :coool: :coool: (I was going to do it this year but was too lazy)!!!! banghead sadx

6. Watch the Sun Rise over Hartlepool from The Basin and take photos!!!! :coool: :coool:

7.Go out for a Meal and then on the Piss with Liza Tarbuck!!!! :coool: :coool:
(and our lass)!!!! sadx sadx :laugh:

8. Can't think of anymore at the moment....but there's 100's!!!! confised banghead confised


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alybaba
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 1:53 am 
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You and me with liza tarbuck sounds ok :laugh:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 11:02 am 
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Keira Knightley, Jodie Foster, Katie Price, Liza Tarbuck, Sharon from the ticket office...

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1) A decent manager in charge to get this squad into the Championship

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Keira Knightley, Jodie Foster, Katie Price, Liza Tarbuck, Sharon from the ticket office...


I wouldn't touch Katie Price with yours

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A hot air balloon ride.

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See a Pools v Darlo league game again, O hold on i'm 50 now, dont think I can live long enough to see that happen

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 2:36 pm 
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ElvisAintDead wrote:
Score a goal at the Vic. I've hit the post (at the Rink End) and had a goal disallowed (in the Town End...for pushing...) but never notched there.

Looks like an unfulfilled dream there then, as I doubt my 44 yr old 17 stone frame will be getting hauled around VP many more times!


Done that one. Junior Schools Cup Final 1963. Town End. From the wing (windy day)

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 Post subject: Re: Things You Would Like To Do Before You Die!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:52 pm 
Gutted I never got to play at the Vic!!!! banghead banghead

The year the team....(Bridge Youthy)....I was playing for got to the Final....they stopped the Finals been played at the Vic and we played on the Enclosure!!!! banghead banghead


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Things You Would Like To Do Before You Die!!!!
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:53 pm 
WaldoPepper wrote:
A hot air balloon ride.


I've always wanted to do that aswell!!!! :coool: :coool:


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Cornelius Atweasle
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Sharon from the ticket office...


You need help, man. :laugh:

I want to tug the Pope. :coool:
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My experience leads me to believe that when the bombs going to be dropped and everyone is going to die, 50% of the population namely the women will be in the toilet.

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ADG wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
In no particular order....

1. Round The World Cruise!!!! :coool: :coool:

2. Go To Canada!!!! :coool: :coool:

3. Go to the Antarctic!!!! :coool: :coool:

4. See The Northern Lights!!!! :coool: :coool: (Not Blackpool)!!!! :roll: :laugh:

5. Listen to the Dawn Chorus in the Middle of the Burn Valley in March/April!!!! :coool: :coool: (I was going to do it this year but was too lazy)!!!! banghead sadx

6. Watch the Sun Rise over Hartlepool from The Basin and take photos!!!! :coool: :coool:

7.Go out for a Meal and then on the Piss with Liza Tarbuck!!!! :coool: :coool:
(and our lass)!!!! sadx sadx :laugh:

8. Can't think of anymore at the moment....but there's 100's!!!! confised banghead confised


Well I have been north of the North pole, and had hoped to see the Northern lights.

Alas, all we saw was about 20 feet of snow. Still amazing though. :coool:

is that possible? north of the north pole?
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thereverand
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see pools in the championship clappp
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Things You Would Like To Do Before You Die!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:54 am 
Frodraff wrote:
My experience leads me to believe that when the bombs going to be dropped and everyone is going to die, 50% of the population namely the women will be in the toilet.


So, reading between the lines, one of the things you'd like to do before you die is to get witty?
Good luck. :wink:
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
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Sharon from the ticket office...


You need help, man. :laugh:


Is that your way of saying that you wanna go twos up?

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I would like to think that I will get a gun and shoot some of the scum in society before I croak.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:41 am 
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Live. :wink:

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I would like to think that I will get a gun and shoot some of the scum in society before I croak.

Don't do it, Grave!

Suicide is not the answer.
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MadJohn wrote:
Grave wrote:
I would like to think that I will get a gun and shoot some of the scum in society before I croak.

Don't do it, Grave!

Suicide is not the answer.


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