Televisions most annoying advert.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:24 pm

In full concurrence Dibbs. I used my phone for texting and calling. Nowt else. :roll:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:48 pm

The Churchill dog gets on my wick.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The friggin Aviva adverts. And why does he mention the 22 away games last season? Can they not count?

Poolie_k · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm **Posts:** 414

Go compare advert with the fat bastard opera singer in it. Thats shite.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:57 pm

"I want to do a poo at pauls house" rage

F*ck off you little bounder, I hope Paul force feeds you your own shiit.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:02 pm

It's an apple Fatty. :roll:

You shove an apple up your arse and then while you wait for the fire brigade to set up their H&S boundary, before they go mining for it, you can worry about all the unnecessary shite the adverts make you think about.

My advice?? Turn the bollocks off and watch David Attenborough. :grin:

Good luck with the apple, it helps if you pull the stalk off first, and then remove any sharp or thorny bits from the apple. :wink:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:03 pm

Spender wrote:

and then remove any sharp or thorny bits from the apple. :wink:

Do apples in your neck of the woods have thorns

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:07 pm

Grave wrote:

"I want to do a poo at pauls house" rage

F*ck off you little bounder, I hope Paul force feeds you your own shiit.

i despise this advert too.

Also there is an insurance one that says 'you wont find us on any comparison sites'......yeah thats because your so fucking expensive they dont fucking want you bell ends rage

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:10 pm

Car spotter adverts! rage

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:13 pm

Grave wrote:

"I want to do a poo at pauls house" rage

F*ck off you little bounder, I hope Paul force feeds you your own shiit.

Christ Almighty!
i find myself in the uncomfortable position of concurring with tree with hamster......

Also concur with the app thing, I take it you have to pay for these app things?!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

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Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:15 pm

Grave wrote:

Spender wrote:

and then remove any sharp or thorny bits from the apple. :wink:

Do apples in your neck of the woods have thorns

Noooooo....but I'll take the stalk from an apple, shove it up one of your nostrils, pull it down the other and see if your eyes water.... :grin:

Dibble actually likes that... :uhoh:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Salty wrote:

Grave wrote:

"I want to do a poo at pauls house" rage

F*ck off you little bounder, I hope Paul force feeds you your own shiit.

Christ Almighty!
i find myself in the uncomfortable position of concurring with tree with hamster......

Also concur with the app thing, I take it you have to pay for these app things?!

Err that was Grave or is that your point? :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:15 pm

bingo!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Salty wrote:

bingo!

Id be getting confused rigth now if it were true.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

josh dad's found your scoota!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:18 pm

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:18 pm

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:19 pm

MadJohn wrote:

The iPhone is a superb piece of kit, and some of the apps are indeed excellent (others are poo). Unfortunately, a lot of iPhone users seem to be unbearably pleased with themselves, and the adverts project that same air of smug superiority. As someone else said, message for iPhone users: "you only bought one, you didn't invent the fecker"

how much are these apps then MJ?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I dont like the "josh, dads found ya scooota" one.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:22 pm

cash for gold the way they emphasis the cash part

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37661

The new VAX advert and all their ilk. The precocious little brat of a child drops everything on the carpet apart from crapping on it ... but in advert land, the mother smiles benignly as though the child has actually achieved something worthwhile and immediately clears up the mess with two passes of the VAX.... In 'real life' .... "You little sod, do you think I have nowt better to do than go cleaning up after you?" Clip optional....followed by.."this Vax is useless, I've been over the mess 30 times and it's stained to fook, it doesn't do that on the telly" :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:43 pm

It's a fact Mr Snowy. No one ever said on the telly, 'this cleaner can unstick shi t from a blanket.' confised

Know why??

There isn't one. clappp

Mind, with a Xingxing Megasuck, you can retrieve it from the sewer system. :grin:

Devilish clever these Chinese..... bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37661

Maybe because we're looking at it from the wrong angle and should be trying to unstick the blanket from the shiit. :wink:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:15 pm

You mean like trying to get me out of bed in the morning?? :grin:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 5:20 pm

Yubep wrote:

josh dad's found your scoota!!

Poolie of Kent wrote:

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

theres that echo again!

WaldoPepper · **Joined:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:42 pm **Posts:** 589

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:01 pm

WaldoPepper wrote:

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

LOL, its been suggested. Its a truly terrible advert. Adverts generally seem to be lower budget than ever these days. That one is no exception

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:03 pm

Is there an app which tells you how much apps cost?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

WaldoPepper wrote:

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

Waldo, are you infact me?

Or Grave? :laugh:

Seem to agree on everything :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:26 pm

WaldoPepper wrote:

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

Waldo, are you infact me?

Or Tree with hamster? :laugh:

Seem to agree on everything :laugh:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:29 pm

WaldoPepper wrote:

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

Waldo, you are in fact, NOT me!

I'm certanly NOT Tree with hamster, or that Twat Grave. :laugh:

Seem to disagree on everything

:laugh:

mr plow · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:45 pm

The fact you remember these ads would make the advertising people think they'd done their job!
As Bill Hicks said about those in marketing "Kill yourself"

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:16 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

WaldoPepper wrote:

I haven't checked, but I can't believe I'll be the only person to suggest that "We buy any car dot com" one.

Whoever sung that must have been drugged to the eyeballs.

I prefer the crazy frog ads to that.

Waldo, you are in fact, NOT me!

I'm certanly NOT Tree with hamster, or that tw@t Grave. :laugh:

Seem to disagree on everything

:laugh:

tw&t is a bit harsh sadx

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:34 pm

Grave wrote:

tw&t is a bit harsh sadx

Well what sweary word would you describe yourself?

I've been called them all. :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:41 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Grave wrote:

tw&t is a bit harsh sadx

Well what sweary word would you describe yourself?

I've been called them all. :roll:

bounder would have sufficed

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:17 am

Grave wrote:

Yubep wrote:

josh dad's found your scoota!!

Poolie of Kent wrote:

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

"Josh, Dad's found ya scooota!" :laugh:

theres that echo again!

It's sound effects to make the loids on here feel at home.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37661

.... and don't forget the new feely touchy advert from Nat West, where you pop in and the gormless staff irritate the life out of you, by wanting to be your bestest friend and appear sort of human, but only want to talk about your money really.
Your local cash machine has more personality and warmth.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:50 pm

Well, that's what living an era of customer service does. :laugh:

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