Why the fook do people spell it like that?

Do they know people called Ritchard?

And why do people spell 'MICHAEL' like 'MICHEAL'?

Does anyone ever spell your name wrong?

This is how our left sided player spells his name...... Ritchie Humphreys

This is how our striker spells his name Richard Barker (gets called Richie)

So we have no need to have Richie H or Richie B

Or a need to have Ritchie H or Ritchie B

We just call them Ritchie and Richie

easy isnt it ...

Frank.

According to this Sky Sports listing Ritchie doesn't even play for us, but Steve Howey, Hugh Robertson & Steven Istead still do.....

http://home.skysports.com/squadlist.asp ... 89&cpid=12

And why not the even simpler "Richy"!

yes
and pronounced wrong too....

some Indian guy on the phone: can I speak to mr Murral please
Mr.Muriel: who?
SIGOTP: mr Murral....
Mr.Muriel: welcome to the board

You seem to have become very ill-tempered, Benjamin, since they tampered with your manhood??

wouldn't you be with purple pain bombs that now hang lower than mr.Nottinghams?!!

No!!

If anyone comes close to my plums with anything that isn't soft, moist and above all female and preferably human, and hopefully still alive there'll be pagger!!

oh come on it aint that bad ...

it was that much fun i had mine done twice........ :sweet:

I must have a lower pain thresh-hold or summat then.....[out of interest how long are they supposed to knack for, and how long till the bruising goes....????:not at all embarrassed to ask smiley:]

twice??!
weirdo

When the fook did you get them done and what with, a hammer?

My brother was up and running in a couple of days, so he reckoned

first time I walked home 2 miles on the sat lunch time went back to work on the monday.......

then after the missus got pregnant, i had them done again........this time i had a week off,

then 3 years later had the whole job reversed, that was a six week job and a week in hospital.........

thinking of going for my hattrick what u think?

I wouldn't have minded being a fly on the wall when your missus told you she was pregnant!!

it shouldn't have been flies on the wall, but rather tadpoles on the wall after a sharp withdrawal.

Like the old joke.....

Little boy 'Ohhhh dad, I'd love to be an astronaut and be shot into space....'

Dad ' You would of been if I wasnt pissed'

That also happened to the parents of a lad I work with, but I think that they have had 3 kids since he was snipped

masochist