as I'm having problems printing off tickets for a journey I'm making tomorrow. I was asked to call back at half two because they're dealing with a cancelled train at York.

I'm a bit apprehensive over whether they are going to get me to London or not tomorrow.

It's shut anyway, you wont get in.

Drive down you lazy c***

What about London's poo?

The benefits of doing that are endless aren't they?!

Wickeds the follow up to wizard of oz isn't it?

Thought you could get them sent to your mobile now and just use that! I hope so as I'm booking one for this Sunday to take me & the wife to london! You using the 50% off vouchers from the mail TPP....

I chose the print at home voucher as I thought it'd be less bother when I saw you had to register your mobile. Wish I had now.

Yeah, £34 return. I didn't even know about it until the Skylark mentioned it. I very very nearly booked to go on the coach too, thank fck.

ps- I'll be sightseeing on Sunday so will look out for you. I take it you'll be in costume walking about!

Sightseeing? how gay!!!

I can just imagine you and your cousin there in matching bum bags.

London Eye, son. It's what it's all about.

I'm sure you'll be having a whale of time in the Camerons Club with your gay mates. God I wish I was you.

What's wrong with having gay friends?

Nothing unless they try and tickle your bum.

Why do you ask?

I don't live in the town and would like to get details of the reader offer in the Mail. Can't find a weblinkfor the offer. Can anyone scan it or find a weblink please?