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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Why ?
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 1:36 pm 
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Do old people have carpets on top of their toilet seats ?
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Moriarty
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Ask PP, He'll know :laugh:
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Montpoolier
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Mr I wrote:
Do old people have carpets on top of their toilet seats ?

So they can vacuum the bogs.

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poolpower
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sarf wrote:
Ask PP, He'll know :laugh:


easy
so you dont slide off when you are fitting a new light bulb clappp
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Montpoolier
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How many OAPs does it take to change a toilet light bulb?

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Moriarty
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Tell me PP

If you knew you were going to live this long, would you have taken better care of yourself :wink:
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poolpower
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sarf wrote:
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If you knew you were going to live this long, would you have taken better care of yourself :wink:


i may be old
still got all my own teeth
a fine mane of hair that many on here will be and are jealous of

i have half a good hip and one good knee

eyesight is on the wane

but hell man when you reach forty you are expected to feel it a bit
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Moriarty
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poolpower wrote:
sarf wrote:
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If you knew you were going to live this long, would you have taken better care of yourself :wink:




but hell man when you reach forty you are expected to feel it a bit


You missed the one hundred before the forty rolfl
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townendtimmy
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:31 pm 
Mr I wrote:
Do old people have carpets on top of their toilet seats ?


and why do they have knitted ballerina's or dolls covering the spare toilet rolls
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easy - of you forget to lift the pot up then all you have to is wash the carpet on the lid and not be wiping up piss all day

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A toilet seat?

That must be the only place in a house ive never fitted a carpet.
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what, you've fitted carpets on the roof, the walls and the ceiling then? :-o :shock:

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