I Blame The NHS....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:16 am

If I have an Heart Attack in the next few years!!!! :evil:

Today Ive had....

2 Slices of Toast with lashings and lashings of Butter!!!! :sweet:

2 Fried Egg Sarnies with 6 slices of Bread + Salt and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

A Small Chip Butty with Salt & Vinegar!!!! :sweet:

1 Sausage, 1 Egg & Chips with 1 Bun and 2 slices of Bread + Salt and Vinegar and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

Just had the Munchies so I had 3 packets of Cheese & Onion Hula Hoops and 2 packets of Cheese Walkers....with 8 cubes of cheese!!!! :sweet:

About 4 cups of tea with Milk & Sugar!!!! :sweet:

The chips made in Beef Dripping!!!! :sweet:

I'm on my 8th can of Sir John Smiths and I've had....18 John Players!!!! :sweet:

:laugh:

I bet I won't be laughing when I get pains in me chest and down my left arm!!!!

confised

PS....what made me think of this was when I was on my 5th packet of crisps 'Cardiac Arrest' started playing off Madness 7!!!!

:shock:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:21 am

Reading back on that I think I should change my user name to....

poolpower · **Posted:** Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:08 am

you should never have joined the "SLIMFAST" club Mutt

you should just do your own thing

you will never gain weight this way

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:32 pm

Your arse is gonna hate you later

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:39 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

If I have an Heart Attack in the next few years!!!! :evil:

Today Ive had....

2 Slices of Toast with lashings and lashings of Butter!!!! :sweet:

2 Fried Egg Sarnies with 6 slices of Bread + Salt and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

A Small Chip Butty with Salt & Vinegar!!!! :sweet:

1 Sausage, 1 Egg & Chips with 1 Bun and 2 slices of Bread + Salt and Vinegar and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

Just had the Munchies so I had 3 packets of Cheese & Onion Hula Hoops and 2 packets of Cheese Walkers....with 8 cubes of cheese!!!! :sweet:

About 4 cups of tea with Milk & Sugar!!!! :sweet:

The chips made in Beef Dripping!!!! :sweet:

I'm on my 8th can of Sir John Smiths and I've had....18 John Players!!!! :sweet:

:laugh:

I bet I won't be laughing when I get pains in me chest and down my left arm!!!!

confised

PS....what made me think of this was when I was on my 5th packet of crisps 'Cardiac Arrest' started playing off Madness 7!!!!

:shock:

Jesus Mutters............................

Tea with sugar, that's rank

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37445

MutleyRules wrote:

If I have an Heart Attack in the next few years!!!! :evil:

Today Ive had....

2 Slices of Toast with lashings and lashings of Butter!!!! :sweet:

2 Fried Egg Sarnies with 6 slices of Bread + Salt and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

A Small Chip Butty with Salt & Vinegar!!!! :sweet:

1 Sausage, 1 Egg & Chips with 1 Bun and 2 slices of Bread + Salt and Vinegar and Tomato Sauce!!!! :sweet:

Just had the Munchies so I had 3 packets of Cheese & Onion Hula Hoops and 2 packets of Cheese Walkers....with 8 cubes of cheese!!!! :sweet:

About 4 cups of tea with Milk & Sugar!!!! :sweet:

The chips made in Beef Dripping!!!! :sweet:

I'm on my 8th can of Sir John Smiths and I've had....18 John Players!!!! :sweet:

:laugh:

I bet I won't be laughing when I get pains in me chest and down my left arm!!!!

confised

PS....what made me think of this was when I was on my 5th packet of crisps 'Cardiac Arrest' started playing off Madness 7!!!!

:shock:

... but that's what you eat at work anyway... rolfl

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:01 am

How, Mutts, does the name 'Elvis Presley' mean anything to you??

He was this geezer in America, had some strange eating habits, like........ :sweet: :sweet:

Spot of advice mate, get a new bathroom fitted.....your lass will be mortified (no pun intended like) if the pall bearers get to see your 1970's avocado pan and cistern!! :wink:

I Blame The NHS....

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