Ed-:-Blla the sooth sayer and edder of balls, one knows of Norge player with ginger. He is fast strong and very very long and will be also an excellent footerer for the team from the blue of Victoria.
A legend of fable like proportions.
Once established in the United raiding party (if he gets a chance, taking into account the excellence allready there) he may do much raping and pilaging of the dark aged league 1 land.
Following in the footfall of warriors before as Hoolland the Short who reached forelawnly for the bar, Stig who was raindeer shite, a midfielderer of epic skill who stayed too shortly in the land of Angles and othre cold players who I have drunk too much mead to remember The new one has a name with too many letters but will be good - I hope.
Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis bow forelawnly at his feet and jump willingly into the pit of hungry wolves with a sword in hand at the whim of this player who has allegedly shown some skill and meanocity to foe in the land of darkness. Follow the little metal fish that always points north to the promised heaven of Hartlepool and become a hero.

What the fook is he talking about?

That's where Hutchy's gone, he's a journalist in Norway.