Grave will say were getting relegated
Tree will say were already relegated
Chip will tell us he knows better than anybody else at a reasonable level
POK will tell us it was a historic achievement
Fetish Bob will have his match report up on here before the games finished
Katcha will write a book about it
Elvis will tell us how he had a go at anyone who wasn’t happy enough
Someone else will tell us that Elvis really just grumbled a bit from a safe distance
SuperPoolie will take his missus shopping
Tom-Pie will want something for nothing
Sussex will piss everyboy off
Woody will complain that Leeds are badly done to
Spender will sit in a dioharrhoea coloured chair
Obafemi will ask for the latest dodgybox codes
Cornelius will **** ** *** **** ***
Mr I will blame the niggers (and Richie Humphreys)
Grabec will make excuses for the niggers (and Richie Humphreys)
Lightning Tree will avoid putting his hand in his pocket
Dibble will have a pie
Parmo will have a pie & trifle toastie,but just for starters
Mutley will drink a load of John Smiths
Salty will drink lots of Gin
Groovy will tell everyone to go to The Studio

But will anyone get their end away?

Great post, but how could a loss on the first day of the season to a team we've never beaten as MK Dons at their place be a historic achievement?

For all our sakes, I hope Saturday will be the first time we ever beat MK Dons in Milton Keynes.

I think that post says a lot about the type of characters we have on the Bunker than anything.

Me ? piss everyone off ?rolfl

He actually meant to type, will piss himself (again).

i wouldnt go that far like. granted, i think we will strugle this season but i wont be placing too much importance on saturdays result - as following last season i expect us to lose away from home. its the games against walsall and yeovil et al which we need to win.

I will say "told yer we would not lose this one"

I never post before a game is finished. The laptop I use on way back is still in the press box so cant.

You know it's the truth!

So that's it then...you have given up football and started writing poems.

Commenting on matches is like commenting on a womans dress sense, YOU know what you meant, but it will be taken totally out of context and used against you ....... for eternity.

Well, it's obvious from this you've got your contexts hopelessly confused.
If you comment on women's dress sense in the context of own goals, even eternity isn't long enough......

Its much easier & less frustrating

I've been 'nice' for far too long .....

My 'contexts' are as mispalced as Cornelius in a convent.

The habit of a lifetime, then.......?

I'm having nun of that !!

I'm just going upstairs to find out, wish me well!!