Just for a bit of fun.....

Lord Seaton · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:30 pm

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:32 pm

Appoint Chris Turner as PR consultant

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:39 pm

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

Myself, of course. :coool:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Noam Chomski, failing him then Grabec.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:05 pm

Peter Mandleson for Prime Minister.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:15 pm

Ian Wright........then he can be despised on a national level

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:24 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Ian Wright........then he can be despised on a national level

i would take lord seatons idea for a minister of sewers and replace gordon brown with ian wright so the little bastad would drown in a sea of shit :laugh:

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Jeremy Clarkson is a twat. A talentless, oafish, boorish, rascist, upper class pseudo man of the people, arrogant nobhead.
Part from that he's ok.

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I would bring back hanging just for the occasion, string Clarkson up, and then as soon as his eyes went all bulgy I would make it illegal again :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:34 pm

Hawklord wrote:

Noam Chomski, failing him then Grabec.

But Noam is serious......I am fun. :coool:

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3116

Grabec wrote:

Hawklord wrote:

Noam Chomski, failing him then Grabec.

But Noam is serious......I am fun. :coool:

That makes a workable solution then.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:29 pm

Martin Scott: Minister of Sport

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 pm

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Peter Mandleson for PM, he would wipe the floor with that sucker of tails Cameron

Hopefully he will also give Iain Wright a position in the cabinet, he is after all a WINNER and a super fella

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

Mandelson for PM.
The birch for anyone that laughs at their own jokes.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12368

I'm not really fussed, as long as he/she doesn't have an expense account.

Grabec sounds good though. :grin:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:41 pm

Howabout that Jonny Token out of the Mock the Week thread.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:14 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Peter Mandleson for PM, he would wipe the floor with that sucker of tails Cameron

Hopefully he will also give Iain Wright a position in the cabinet, he is after all a WINNER and a super fella

Iain Wright would do well under Peter Mandelson. :uhoh:

Bamboo Kid · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 4:51 pm

Yossarian wrote:

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Jeremy Clarkson is a tw@t. A talentless, oafish, boorish, rascist, upper class pseudo man of the people, arrogant nobhead.
Part from that he's ok.

Quite right Yossa ... Clarkson is a waste of skin and should be shot with balls of his own shite.

bluesmicky · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:23 pm **Posts:** 70

Bamboo Kid wrote:

Yossarian wrote:

Lord Seaton wrote:

If you were in a position of authority who would you appoint......to run this country.

I would appoint Jeremy Clarkson Prime Minister, Field Marshall and Admiral of the Fleet clappp

I would appoint Gordon Brown as Inspector of Sewers as that is his level rolfl

I would appoint Hugh Lawrie as Minister of Culture rolfl

Jeremy Clarkson is a tw@t. A talentless, oafish, boorish, rascist, upper class pseudo man of the people, arrogant nobhead.
Part from that he's ok.

Quite right Yossa ... Clarkson is a waste of skin and should be shot with balls of his own shite.

And after that, as he's got a face like a hoss!! he should get rode by a big Mongolian

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:24 pm

Frodraff wrote:

Howabout that Jonny Token out of the Mock the Week thread.

He's already got the job in America bbolt

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

I would make find someone like my mam for chancellor. I have no idea how she managed to bring up four kids on the money she had coming in. She, along with countless other working class housewives, had a skill with finances that the likes of Brown and Darling could only dream about.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:38 pm

Mr I wrote:

I would make find someone like my mam for chancellor. I have no idea how she managed to bring up four kids on the money she had coming in. She, along with countless other working class housewives, had a skill with finances that the likes of Brown and Darling could only dream about.

They've no idea because they were not from working class families.

Maggie for PM!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37630

That's the trouble with politicians as someone once said, they're like babies nappies and should be changed regularly for the same reason.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:20 pm

Snowy wrote:

That's the trouble with politicians as someone once said, they're like babies nappies and should be changed regularly for the same reason.

.... and someone who wants to take up politics, is not really the type of person you should be voting for. :wink:

Ianfeckinsmallshitewright :evil:

Frodraff · **Posted:** Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:46 am

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Frodraff wrote:

Howabout that Jonny Token out of the Mock the Week thread.

He's already got the job in America bbolt

I made the suggestion cos everyone elses was very white

WaldoPepper · **Joined:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:42 pm **Posts:** 589

Chris Evans as Controller of the BBC - a truly, truly top-bloke. Without wanting to sound like a celebrity hob-nobber (which I'm most definitely not) to spend a night out with him is utter class. He's the best mate you never had.

Stephen Fry as Education Minister - I think he'd be dedicated to the cause.

Clarkson would get at least a half-decent position. Maybe Home-Secretary, I couldn't trust him as Foreign Secretary.

And Prime Minister can only be . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

me :wink:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Aug 01, 2009 7:34 am

Cornelius Atweasle for PM :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:50 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle for PM :wink:

Me for PM? :shock:

Perv Master? :coool:

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