Iain Wright...

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:11 pm

Has anybody read the Mail yet and seen Iain Wright talking about the seagull problem in Clavering? This is his quote, I kid you not...

'I live in the town and know full well the size of seagulls. I don't know how they get off the ground, they're like massive chickens'.

:laugh:

Poolie_k · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm **Posts:** 414

MadJohn wrote:

"...and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small..."

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

chip fireball wrote:

[x] thread has potential.

[x] if chips on my team tomorrow we will win

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:24 pm

I'm not an eco-warrior or owt like that, but the seagulls have been here a lot longer than humans. I think it's a bit of a cheek thinking about culling them. Unless they're tasty.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:35 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I'm not an eco-warrior or owt like that, but the seagulls have been here a lot longer than humans. I think it's a bit of a cheek thinking about culling them. Unless they're tasty.

same could be said of badgers / foxes / rats etc but they are still vermin

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:44 pm

I wouldn't call badgers and foxes vermin, but rats are, and they aren't native to Britain.

I don't know, we let all these foreigners in, and the next thing they're everywhere...

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:47 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I wouldn't call badgers and foxes vermin, but rats are, and they aren't native to Britain.

I don't know, we let all these foreigners in, and the next thing they're everywhere...

ermm I would foxes are the spawn of the devil and badgers spread TB.

Poolie_k · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:37 pm **Posts:** 414

Squirrels are Rats with bushy tails.

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

Squirrels are rats with better PR.

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:21 pm

they all could do with a load of lead shot in them

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:25 pm

Kolley Kibber wrote:

Has anybody read the Mail yet and seen Iain Wright talking about the seagull problem in Clavering? This is his quote, I kid you not...

'I live in the town and know full well the size of seagulls. I don't know how they get off the ground, they're like massive chickens'.

:laugh:

Havent the seagull always been that size or is it beacause Iain wight is so small he feels as if they are bullying him

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:58 pm

Compo wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I wouldn't call badgers and foxes vermin, but rats are, and they aren't native to Britain.

I don't know, we let all these foreigners in, and the next thing they're everywhere...

ermm I would foxes are the spawn of the devil and badgers spread TB.

Badgers spread TB amongst other animals, humans spread TB amongst other humans, should we have a cull on the humans?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:58 pm

MadJohn wrote:

"...and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small..."

A spine in a bap

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:59 pm

Badgers spread TB....can someone show me the scientific facts and evidence please????

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:11 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

"...and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small..."

A spine in a bap

you make pigs smoke

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:13 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Badgers spread TB....can someone show me the scientific facts and evidence please????

There you go:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 0346a.html

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:32 pm

Compo wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

Badgers spread TB....can someone show me the scientific facts and evidence please????

There you go:

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v4 ... 0346a.html

And here you go....

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:39 pm

chip fireball wrote:

[ ] one bloke posts a blog on the internet and its a scientifically proven fact.

[ ] you have convinced me

[x] farmers are liars.

Its happens not to be a blog but the most high profile journal in the world

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:40 pm

And here's a canny link....

http://usproxy.bbc.com/2/low/science/nature/6762513.stm

:coool:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:42 pm

here is another one:

http://www.defra.gov.uk/animalh/tb/pdf/ ... t-king.pdf

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:42 pm

BTW....Iain Wright is a fecking thieving snivelling little shithouse!!!! :evil:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:43 pm

anyway I dont like them, as much as foxes, so thats reason enough for me to shoot them

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:43 pm

Compo wrote:

here is another one:

http://www.defra.gov.uk/animalh/tb/pdf/ ... t-king.pdf

But to me it's just like the 'Passive Smoking' debate....concrete evidence on both sides!!!! :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:44 pm

Compo wrote:

anyway I dont like them, as much as foxes, so thats reason enough for me to shoot them

Mmmm....2 of Britain's most Beautiful Animals!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:45 pm

Compo wrote:

here is another one:

http://www.defra.gov.uk/animalh/tb/pdf/ ... t-king.pdf

And here's another from me....

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:52 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

BTW....Iain Wright is a fecking thieving snivelling little shithouse!!!! :evil:

But he will walk the next election

Odd, innit?

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:54 pm

chip fireball wrote:

everyone living in huntingdon is a tory voting inbred toff, that has sexual intercourse with worms.

i wrote it in a blog so its a fact. :wink:

I've met someone from Huntingdon, he wasn't a toff or a Tory......

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:09 pm

chip fireball wrote:

everyone from harrogate is a pathological liar.

thats another blog inspired fact. :wink:

I tell you once again chip, so you can note it down

I live in Knaresborough, which is NEAR Harrogate

I was BORN in Hartlepool,which isnt near Knaresborough or indeed Harrogate

:laugh:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:23 pm

Our not-so-tall MP knows all the words to the Minder theme tune ... FACT.

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

Did you know, badgers are only the same size as moles and toads?
I've watched Wind in the Willows, so I know it to be a FACT.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:07 pm

Yossarian wrote:

Did you know, badgers are only the same size as moles and toads?
I've watched Wind in the Willows, so I know it to be a FACT.

But what about your eyes? FACT

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 7:07 pm

Yossarian wrote:

Did you know, badgers are only the same size as moles and toads?
I've watched Wind in the Willows, so I know it to be a FACT.

But what about your eyes? FACT

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:27 am

MutleyRules wrote:

Compo wrote:

anyway I dont like them, as much as foxes, so thats reason enough for me to shoot them

Mmmm....2 of Britain's most Beautiful Animals!!!! confised

You will be telling me next that foxes are lovely animals

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:04 am

basil brush is alright and he's a fox :laugh:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Samantha Fox?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:11 am

Seagulls causing chew in residential areas should be shot. FACT.

As should people who twist about it. In the face.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:30 am

So if you had a gun with one bullet, right, and a badger, a fox, a seagull and Iain Wright were all within five feet, right, and you couldn't line them up one in front of the other so you could get more than one. :grin:

Who would you shoot at?? clappp

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:31 am

Spender wrote:

So if you had a gun with one bullet, right, and a badger, a fox, a seagull and Iain Wright were all within five feet, right, and you couldn't line them up one in front of the other so you could get more than one. :grin:

Who would you shoot at?? clappp

The seagull of course, but not Mr Wright

Who else will fight for the good ship Hartlepool after the next election

An independant?

Don't make me laugh

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:31 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

Seagulls causing chew in residential areas should be shot. FACT.

As should people who twist about it. In the face.

they have had a baby on my bastard roof. I have to leave my bedroom window open as it gets too hot and they wake me up at 5 every morning. their 'chick' has taken a liking to my front garden too so if i go out the house they attack me.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:31 am

Spender wrote:

So if you had a gun with one bullet, right, and a badger, a fox, a seagull and Iain Wright were all within five feet, right, and you couldn't line them up one in front of the other so you could get more than one. :grin:

Who would you shoot at?? clappp

The badger, the fox and the seagull could go free.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:32 am

misterb2001 wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Seagulls causing chew in residential areas should be shot. FACT.

As should people who twist about it. In the face.

they have had a baby on my bastard roof. I have to leave my bedroom window open as it gets too hot and they wake me up at 5 every morning. their 'chick' has taken a liking to my front garden too so if i go out the house they attack me.

Poisoned fish would be left on my windowsill in that scenario.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:33 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

Seagulls causing chew in residential areas should be shot. FACT.

As should people who twist about it. In the face.

they have had a baby on my bastard roof. I have to leave my bedroom window open as it gets too hot and they wake me up at 5 every morning. their 'chick' has taken a liking to my front garden too so if i go out the house they attack me.

Poisoned fish would be left on my windowsill in that scenario.

just get the wife to sleep with her legs open :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:51 am

Well as the labour party will have about eight seats in Paliament after next May I doubt Iain Wright will have much more clout than wet tissue paper. :roll:

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:59 am

Spender wrote:

Well as the labour party will have about eight seats in Paliament after next May I doubt Iain Wright will have much more clout than wet tissue paper. :roll:

Do you think that is true kev, I know they got wolloped in the Norwich by-election but there is still a lot of die hard labour voters. Also the election is far off people might forget about all gordon brown stupid slip ups, although he keeps making a big one every month so I am not so sure

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

We should not forget the sterling work our MP has done for the town.
The inward investment like ......err....err....Lidl..at least 8 new jobs there.
The Improvement in health care, especially A&E and maternity, so long as you can travel to Stockton
He didn't fiddle as much from his expenses as some others.
There's no beginning to his talents.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:49 pm

Spender wrote:

Well as the labour party will have about eight seats in Paliament after next May I doubt Iain Wright will have much more clout than wet tissue paper. :roll:

He'll still be the MP though, which is fine by me

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:36 pm

It's a bit revealing that Wright has never before noticed seagulls in Hartlepool. Perhaps he's never actually seen any patients either. That would explain his mysterious belief that the town didn't need a hospital.

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:37 pm

Grabec wrote:

It's a bit revealing that Wright has never before noticed seagulls in Hartlepool. Perhaps he's never actually seen any patients either. That would explain his mysterious belief that the town didn't need a hospital.

I can explain his belief about the hospital, he is a tosser

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:07 pm

Compo wrote:

Grabec wrote:

It's a bit revealing that Wright has never before noticed seagulls in Hartlepool. Perhaps he's never actually seen any patients either. That would explain his mysterious belief that the town didn't need a hospital.

I can explain his belief about the hospital, he is a tosser

A vote for Wright is a vote for common sense

He's a smashing wee fella mind and of course will be looking after 90% of this boards welfare for another five years at least

Iain Wright...

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