went to the shops a dinner and this bloke pulled into a disabled space in his mx-5, now he might have been disabled but he didnt put a blue badge on display. I was passing and said "sorry mate do you have a blue badge", "no course I f'ing dont", "well mate you cant park their its for disabled people".

"f you who are you to tell me were to park" then he just walked off, this really gets my back up as my dad is disabled.

What a c0ck (him not you!)

Shud of told him to welcome to the board and buy a proper car.

MX-5 Bitches car.

its like a time I was with my dad, who requires a wheelchair and there wasnt a disabled bay in asda so he got me to ask the attendent bloke if he could park in the mother and toddler bit, the guy said of course if you put your badge on the dash. when we were getting out this stupid women with about 3 snotty chav kids started having a go at my dad saying he shouldnt park there, surely he has more right and need to park closer to the shops than some silly cow who cant keep her legs shut

So you moan about discrimination towards disabled folk then generalise women who have kids as slappers?

I agree though, people who park in disabled bays are tossers.

A disabled friend of mine has windscreen stickers saying for disabled that he sticks on their cars,they take an age to scrape off.

Thats good, I have head of someone putting stickers on peoples cars saying "would you like mine/or relatives disability, well dont take their parking space"

The best thing my dad has done was a pools when barry fry parked in one (of the few) disabled spaces outside the ground, barry fry said to my dad "oh its ok tell them its me it will be fine". My dad went and told the copper and mr fry got a parking ticket.

These are the ones who should get the Denver Boot. Not those who park in someone else's car park.

didnt you let his tyres down......

You shoulda keyed fook out of his car, or bought some Domestos or turps and wrote "you're a cock" on his bonnet.

The great Ramondo wouldnt have let him get away with it

No problem with disabled spots at Asda, I often wonder if they're expecting an influx from Lourdes.

You should have kicked his girly car and said you have Tourette's Foot Syndrome.

A lad I know was walking down King Oswy Drive near Barnard Grove School with their lass and the bairn in the buggy....a bloke had parked his car with the nose next to the gateposts and the car itself across the pavement and verge, to avoid making a mess on his drive. The lad took the bairn out of the buggy and gave it to their lass and told her to take it round the car ... he then grabbed the buggy climbed on the bonnet and pushed it over the blokes car ... the bloke said nowt.

Was that because he was, infact, mute. An affliction he suffered from birth?

...or he knew the lads reputation as an affable but unpredictable 'character'

Ahh, a friendly lad.

In the head, maybe

on the other side of the coin, i have been outside asda waiting for the wife and have seen cars park as close too the doors as possible that they may as well just drive round the aisles and put there groceries straight in the boot, they put ther blue badges on display and then do ten laps of the store faster than daley thompson could, if they are truely disabled they should be given priority yes but most are on disabilaty taking the pisss.

I heard a story about someone who thought it'd be a good idea to borrow a relative's blue badge so that parking for work would be free. The company they worked for also managed the disabled car parking scheme. They found out and sacked the non-disabled parker for gross misconduct.