This Healy thing has not really come as a shock as I think deep down, I expected something like this to happen but im feckin gutted.

Ive already had a go at the Mrs as if its her fault.



I am trying to draw comfort from the fact that there must be some funds available if we were going to try and sign a player of his calibre.

Me too. Been telling all the smoggies at work, now I feel like a right daft bounder

me three, i'm sure Turner will have something up his sleeve (a cherry pie, perhaps)

Im sure he cant fit as much up his sleeve as our lass can. I mean, cough, er, mm, err,

(sorry, just trying to see if I can cheer myself up with toilet humour )

well you cheered me up slightly, hey ho, i'm off to be a hypocrite in the arms of my darling Vicky Park