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Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:24 pm

anyone had it done?
does it hurt??

:uhoh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

Salty wrote:

anyone had it done?
does it hurt??

:uhoh:

The ones who've had it say it doesn't ... but then they would wouldn't they...? THE ONES WHO HAVEN'T ARE 'WARY' ....... so when are you getting the old genital topiary carried out...?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

Plus, what about the practical aspect ... ? What if you wanna start all over again due to 'unfortunate circumstances' ......

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:29 pm

Snowy wrote:

Salty wrote:

anyone had it done?
does it hurt??

:uhoh:

The ones who've had it say it doesn't ... but then they would wouldn't they...? THE ONES WHO HAVEN'T ARE 'WARY' ....... so when are you getting the old genital topiary carried out...?

about 1 hour 35mins............. :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

...it's probably quite ....'pleasant'..... :uhoh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

Mr ADG wrote:

No it fookin doesnt hurt.

It is surprisingly painless.

a little bruised, but thats all.

I recommend it. :laugh:

There's no such thing as a little bruised...especially down there...and who 'recommended' it to you....was it female by any chance?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

micro surgery ...? :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:44 pm

this board is full of gelded wimps rolfl

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:48 pm

dont take it to heart that you are not a full man Mr Cornelias
looks like you are among friends

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6471

A mate of mine who is a nurse sometimes helps out with this procedure, his job is to keep the knob out of the way so the doctor can get in :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 1:51 pm

Fensy wrote:

A mate of mine who is a nurse sometimes helps out with this procedure, his job is to keep the knob out of the way so the doctor can get in :laugh:

so he got the day off whn dibble went then? rolfl

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 2:33 pm

Went in,got home an hour & half later,wore 2 pair of undies for a few days then everything back to normal.
Piece of cake,nowt to be scared of at all.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Went in,got home an hour & half later,wore 2 pair of undies for a few days then everything back to normal.
Piece of cake,nowt to be scared of at all.

Since time began, men always tell you it was nowt....afterwards. :wink:

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

I'm considering it, most of the time trying to forget I'm considering it.
A colleague of mine had it done last Thursday. Said it took half an hour and was a doddle. No pain at all,during or after.
Drove home.
He was waiting for the pain to hit him after, when the iodine (or whatever) wore off.
It didnt
The next day he drove down to Leicester.
I was sort of hoping he would put me off so I could put it off in my mind for a bit.
But I told the Mrs the truth

suhari · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:07 pm

Mr ADG wrote:

BritishWestHpool wrote:

I'm considering it, most of the time trying to forget I'm considering it.
A colleague of mine had it done last Thursday. Said it took half an hour and was a doddle. No pain at all,during or after.
Drove home.
He was waiting for the pain to hit him after, when the iodine (or whatever) wore off.
It didnt
The next day he drove down to Leicester.
I was sort of hoping he would put me off so I could put it off in my mind for a bit.
But I told the Mrs the truth

Its just like your mate said.

and yes I was shitting bricks as well.

But it doesnt hurt.

and the stuff they give you to make you feel pissed is magic.

its not as bad as everyone says..

i had it done.. and took my dan grade 2 days later.... 2 pair of doggers on like to keep things in place...

the only time ive had a black mans willy :uhoh:

dont know about the driving home bit afterwards like... cos as dibs says... you feel p!ssed...

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:13 pm

The feeling pissed bit depends on the anaesthetic,if its in the back of your hand then yeah it makes you groggy,but if its just a local,injection straight into the goolies,then no problem.

suhari · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:18 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

The feeling pissed bit depends on the anaesthetic,if its in the back of your hand then yeah it makes you groggy,but if its just a local,injection straight into the goolies,then no problem.

i had both :grin:

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 4:05 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

..... if its just a local,injection straight into the goolies, then no problem.

That's what happened to BP. He said it felt as if the doctor was just resting on him, while he did something else.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:22 pm

hang on!! mine hurts like hell!!!!!
I'm never doing that again! :grin:

seriously, local anaestetic, straight away gadgie goes i'm gonna make the cut :shock:

AYAZ! says me, did you feel that??says he
fu cking right i did

he says gonna pull things out now
AYAZ!!!!X3 says me, hurt to buggery....he says anaestetic might'nt have worked..you reckon?!

anyways gives me 2 pricks for 2nd ball, hurt like hell also, now i'm bruised and swollen - paki c unt! [thats not rasict btw, he was the paki who's knacked me knackers and i'm calling him!! :grin:

]

ho-hum
black balled again........ :laugh:

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 5:28 pm

all white men speak with forked tongue

especially those that have been spayed clappp

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

No chance that im getting it done, mind you, the mother-in-law keeps threatening to book an appointment for me :laugh:

And she also says it doesnt hurt 'your in and out in 5 minutes and back to work within the hour' :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:10 pm

your mother-in-laws a f ucking idiot!!! :laugh:

forgot to mention the added humiliation of having yer cock n balls painted yella by some old nusre........ :uhoh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:54 pm

One thing I want to know, and forgive me for being crude, is what does your tatie water look like after you've had it done?

If the principle of a vasectomy is to stop your man wee from getting from testicle to urethra, does that mean that your tadpoles are left behind and all that you've got to show for all your efforts is, er, pond water?

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

poolieinnottingham wrote:

One thing I want to know, and forgive me for being crude, is what does your tatie water look like after you've had it done?

If the principle of a vasectomy is to stop your man wee from getting from testicle to urethra, does that mean that your tadpoles are left behind and all that you've got to show for all your efforts is, er, pond water?

your tatie water looks no different just think of it as semi skimmed instead of full cream

and where you went wrong salty was having local instead of general anasthetic
wake me up when you have finished was the best decision i made
out driving the car on the night.
the really embarassing bit is to "come"(pardon the pun) when you go back with your fresh sample in six months clappp

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:09 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

One thing I want to know, and forgive me for being crude, is what does your tatie water look like after you've had it done?

If the principle of a vasectomy is to stop your man wee from getting from testicle to urethra, does that mean that your tadpoles are left behind and all that you've got to show for all your efforts is, er, pond water?

i haven't checked yet......... :uhoh:

the pain.............................................

iu'm doing me best john wayne impression!
oh and drinking rum to kill the pain :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

This is all fine and dandy being an emasculated but hen-pecked, woman fearing new man, but if the world suddenly needs re stocking after some major natural catastrophe, you lot'll be a fat lot of good...... :roll:

SELFISH IS THE WORD THAT SPRINGS TO MIND rolfl

I was gonna say 'comes' to mind but it didn't seem right :wink:

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

at nearly 50 years old if you think i want screaming kids keeping me awake all night you are dafter than a daft person from daftsville. :laugh:

isle of mull poolie · **Joined:** Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:49 pm **Posts:** 21

Salty wrote:

your mother-in-laws a f ucking idiot!!! :laugh:

forgot to mention the added humiliation of having yer cock n balls painted yella by some old nusre........ :uhoh:

.......................she wouldn't have needed much paint for you old son!

sorry, very infantile :roll:

(or should that be infertile)

hope your feeling ship shape shoon shalty

poolpower · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:54 pm

Salty wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

One thing I want to know, and forgive me for being crude, is what does your tatie water look like after you've had it done?

If the principle of a vasectomy is to stop your man wee from getting from testicle to urethra, does that mean that your tadpoles are left behind and all that you've got to show for all your efforts is, er, pond water?

i haven't checked yet......... :uhoh:

the pain.............................................

iu'm doing me best john wayne impression!
oh and drinking rum to kill the pain :roll:

any excuse for a drink rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36396

when he's done, the pink elephants will be seeing Salty. :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:04 pm

isle of mull poolie wrote:

Salty wrote:

your mother-in-laws a f ucking idiot!!! :laugh:

forgot to mention the added humiliation of having yer cock n balls painted yella by some old nusre........ :uhoh:

.......................she wouldn't have needed much paint for you old son!

sorry, very infantile :roll:

hope your feeling ship shape shoon shalty

too frigging right mullers! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:04 pm

Snowy wrote:

when he's done, the pink elephants will be seeing Salty. :laugh:

too frigging right snowdrop!! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jan 04, 2007 11:05 pm

poolpower wrote:

Salty wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

One thing I want to know, and forgive me for being crude, is what does your tatie water look like after you've had it done?

If the principle of a vasectomy is to stop your man wee from getting from testicle to urethra, does that mean that your tadpoles are left behind and all that you've got to show for all your efforts is, er, pond water?

i haven't checked yet......... :uhoh:

the pain.............................................

iu'm doing me best john wayne impression!
oh and drinking rum to kill the pain :roll:

any excuse for a drink rolfl

too frigging right P[o]P!! :laugh:

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