this white wine stuff slashes all over that red un I had earlier
top up with lime flavoured diet tonic for a refreshing long drink with half the calories of beer

But you don't want a refreshing long drink, you want something to get you p*ssed.

its a long drink that gets tou pised

billog

Not if most of it is lime flavoured diet tonic

topped up

T.O.P.P.E.D up
god that was hard to do

its mostly vino
topped up with that lime tsuff to make it into a nice refreshing drink that doesnt make you gag too much like wine can
se?!

I keep my drinking simple, a bit like me, pints of cider, that's a long refreshing drink.

well mine is half the calories of yours
and stronger

so i win!
ha!!

Must be why I'm carrying a little more weight around the middle than you Salty!!

must be

do like cider though
I had a bottle earlier actually
then red wine
then this wine n tonic comob

i'm going to be bad in the mornign arent I/!

If Salty's band ever became famous, Salty would spend his life in the priory clinic with that docherty bloke.

I thought i'd go a little upmarket and buy some Pear Cider last night.My verdict ..Couldn't taste any pears ..

For a minute I thought this thread was going to be about immigrants

Again

god

You keep at it fella!