I've just been to the fridge and got out the Continental Selection for a nibble on some chocolate after me lunch.

Our rass has taken a Coffee Flavour Praline Triangle, bit the south west corner off it and put it back in the box.

Now, we haven't got a shed I can lock her in, as we live on the tenth floor and it's the tropics so there's no radiator to chain her to. One solution is to stake her out on the balcony in the sun at 90F for a few hours.

How long would the Bunker advocate??

But she left you the entire north-east. That's good, isn't it?

But its not as good as the full thing is it, therefore she needs punishment. Women should know the rules.

I reckon ten hours would suffice.

You do have a conundrum

1) She may have extracted the coffee flavoured praline expecting it to be a nice milk chocolate sweetie and the digusting taste temporarily effected her senses causing her to mistakenly deposit the aforementioned praline back in the box rather than the bin. (not a crime let her off with a mild talking to)

2) She may be being devious and hoping you wouldn't notice. (still not a crime but worth staking out on the balcony for a few hours until she repents)

Well the sun goes down in about an hour and a half. It's 95F now, so I reckon an hour tonight and noon 'til four tomorrow.

Incidentally I finished the box so she's not tempted to transgress again, although there's still the cherry brandy liqueurs to go at.

Now, where's the honey and the termite hill??

Thanks for all your help.

She's got the cleaver and you've got to sleep sometime

She's got two now, and a selection of pie making equipment.........

Hmmm.....

"a Coffee Flavour Praline Triangle"

that sounds rotten that Kevvy Wev!!

you should congratulate her for her good taste!

them cherry liqueur things sound lovely though, giz one!

I can't see Kev eating chocolates, somehow. Doesn't seem to fit the image.

if their chocolate covered crickets or other mad insects it does

Aye well I didn't pick them, someone brought them over from the UK in May as a pressy. The chocolate here is minging as they don't use cocoa butter so it tastes like that diabetic chocolate you can buy in Boots. Real chocolate is a rare treat so when it gets nibbled at instead of eaten, there's war on.

Mr Salty I've pm'd you a couple of Cherry Brandy Liqueurs.

Incidentally when I tried to stake our rass out she kicked me in the nuts and stamped on my foot.

She's fookin' nails.........