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Warwick Hunt
 Post subject: Send for Derek Acorah
PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:10 pm 
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http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Bo ... 5446561.jp
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Poolie of Kent
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The curse of Michael Jackson has struck again! rolfl
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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:25 pm 
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The curse of Michael Jackson has struck again! rolfl


The lad certainly does look his type.

A bit old maybe at 13.
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rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

What a load of bollocks!

The Mail will print anything. Im sure the next day when they made brekkie jesus' face appeard on the toast too.

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PJ_Poolie
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:33 pm 
Actually it has just sunk in....

That was in the Mail rolfl rolfl rolfl

Some 13 year old with a creative imagination. Call in the priest rolfl Why not just ask the kid to tell the truth :laugh:
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Poolie of Kent
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rolfl rolfl rolfl
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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:41 pm 
Isn't this on another thread? sctatchinghead
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Pierrepoint
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Better call Mr Ackroyd and co.


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Pierrepoint
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Or The righteous brothers...



PS I forgot how hot Demi Moore was...

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Pierrepoint
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Maybe it was this fella


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that happens to me every night..its normally owa lass though.

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Fensy
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Grave wrote:
rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

What a load of bollocks!

The Mail will print anything. Im sure the next day when they made brekkie jesus' face appeard on the toast too.


here is a story from ireland that the Mail would love

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8143015.stm
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BillinghamPoolie
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Fensy wrote:
Grave wrote:
rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

What a load of bollocks!

The Mail will print anything. Im sure the next day when they made brekkie jesus' face appeard on the toast too.


here is a story from ireland that the Mail would love

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8143015.stm


Father Willie Russell! I'm sure he'll be able to write a play about it.

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that is truly amazing it just looks like a tree stump. fooking cranks banghead
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Mr Ripper
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Why the bolox did The Mail print that story about the halfwitted spactards who claimed to have a haunted house? Are they that desperate for stories? If that is their level they may as well just pack it all in now. The chavs probably think they can claim more benefits for living in a haunted house. stpid stpid stpid

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Compo
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Do people really watch rubbish like this?

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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Send for Derek Acorah
PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:46 pm 
I've heard that Derek Acorah also loves dick.
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henharrierhall
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:57 pm 
I've also heard that Derek Acorah is a complete nobjockey who likes to give head to 13 year-olds who pretend they've seen a ghost.
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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How can anyone say Derek Acorah is craap ? He brings folk back from the dead , to speak to there loved ones ..
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:54 pm 
Sussex07 wrote:
How can anyone say Derek Acorah is craap ? He brings folk back from the dead , to speak to there loved ones ..



Where are 'there' loved ones, thicko?
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Sussex07 wrote:
How can anyone say Derek Acorah is craap ? He brings folk back from the dead , to speak to there loved ones ..



Where are 'there' loved ones, thicko?

Didn't somebody on here ,once describe you once as almost skelatal ?
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TalbotAvenger
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:18 pm 
Sussex07 wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Sussex07 wrote:
How can anyone say Derek Acorah is craap ? He brings folk back from the dead , to speak to there loved ones ..



Where are 'there' loved ones, thicko?

Didn't somebody on here ,once describe you once as almost skelatal ?



Yes they did and with me only weighing 9st 7lbs they are right

Still doesn't stop you being a thick as pigshit bounder, does it?
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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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Well have respect for skeletons then .. :laugh:
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Compo
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:38 pm 
That Kid....I'll let you all know....is barred out of the Baths....indefinetly!!!! :coool: :coool:

What a lovely well mannered kid he is!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:

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