Staycation.

"Where are you going for your holidays this year?"

"Cornwall"

"Oh, a staycation then?"

"No, I'm having a holiday in Cornwall"

If I hear or read it one more time I'm going to headbutt the keyboard into tiny pieces.

Chilax

I've never heard that before but its just really annoyed me.

Bastad.

Recessionista - A woman interested in shopping for the latest fashions who wishes to purchase new clothes at credit-crunch beating prices.

Apparantly, staycations are becoming quite popular in this country due to the recession and property market.

It could be said I am on a staycation now.

All text speak when not in a text message, my English grammar isn't that good but i hate reading emails and such with text speak in them (or words spelt the way you say them, i live and work in yakka/mackem land so see plenty of this ),

The English language is wasted on the English!!

i said that very same word twice in the space of a minute during a conversation the other day. I apologised, called myself a 'lovely lovely person' and left the room.

some tw@ts do things like say 'is' instead of 'us'. e.g. Gv is a clu. (sorry!)

Now i genuinely dont mind text language when its saving time and used sparsely, but when people are blatantly just changing words for the sake of it then they can get to fook

I understand the sentiment, it's wrong on so many levels - not least the fact that we're British don'tchaknow, we have holidays. "Vacation" sounds like something that happens at a Health Spa following a healthy breakfast of prunes and all-bran marinaded in syrup of figs.

That's because you're a chav Chris.

Have you joined the work league game yet?

Mentalist - a word for a pain in the arse loony. Does my head in.

dont know if this counts but reffering to wimbledon as sw19 why?! when the fook did people start calling places by their fooking post code

Not a made up word but I fooking hate it when young white chavs try to talk like black kids. Pathetic

theyre called wiggas another nice made up word for you

Simples.

any gangster talk is wack yo. please feel free to flame me for using some.
not a made up word but lady gaga really annoys me
would the world be any worse off without her?

Any fookin portmanteau created by the Yanks because they're too lazy to speak the individual words.

Also, anyone who starts an email with 'Hi Guys' is an irredeemable wanker in my book.

You get me?

innit

I concur, by the way, mind I think the black kids should talk properly as well. It's a good job I speak jive.

hahahahaha

Guesstimate

Anyone who says that just fuck off!!

I have a real hatred of the words "Its your round Dibble".

Or, "Sorry sir, we have no doner meat left".

Hey, you'll do me out of a job.

American insistence on using a 'z' instead of the proper 's' in words such as rationalization, organization, etc. Despite what some might say, this is an Americanism and therefore an annoyance....

A jobsworth ..Chill out ..24/7 ..

"What a lovely baby " when looking into a pram . Never ."Why he's a ugly bugger "

Any dumb-ass management speak attempted by twats who shouldn't be in their roles, e.g.
' OK guys, we need to ring-fence some time and get some blue-sky thinking done so that we can all be singing off the same hymn-sheet...'

Complete and utter hog-shit

"We are going to spend some QUALITY TIME TOGETHER " pewk

...are we feck!

Nearshoring

To 'grab a coffee' is another favourite of the corporate cock-heads.

i don't like the word 'lunch'

You have breakfast, dinner and tea.

When the fuck is lunch?

An american-ism?

I hope you are you taking the piss.... dumb-ass ffs ... whats wrong with plain stupid??

Not a made up word but I hated it in the 90s when the BBC decided to put a posh pronounciation on the word golf. Putting emphasis on the letter O like "hole".

Thankfully it didn't catch on.

No its short for luncheon, a mid-day meal, so its breakfast, lunch, dinner and if you're Dibbs, supper
tea is a drink

now if someone else had posted that...

Yet another one.... Physician heal thyself...

i don't like the word 'lunch'

You have breakfast, dinner and tea.

When the fuck is lunch?

An american-ism?

No one has breakfast, Luncheon (sometimes abbrieviated to Lunch) and Dinner...

Tea is taken thorough out the day these days but traditionally taken at 11am and 3pm

Thank you for indulgence...

ok how about brunch,and thats not an offer

I have breakfast, everyday, toast or cereal, so whats that then?

If you work for a Council it's when a contractor takes you out for a few chips at dinner time.

"Lets touch base on that later" dickhead customers say that to me all the time.

oh and "my grant proposal has been turned down" - not a made up word just something that pisses me off as means I get no money

I like elevensis

Here's a word that really seems to boil my piss: Pierrepoint.

What exactly IS your problem sir?

Do tell, as you are coming across as a bit of a quim.

spot on

Upset are we? I just can't see the logic in moaning about made up words and then using them.

I thought elevenses is a southern thing isnt it, Ive always had me ten ocklocks.

Mush - mate uuurggh !!

and you poolies Shan .... wtf does that mean anyways ??

Irregardless

Man-cation (a male holiday, apparently)

Meggings (male leggings)

Unfair/harsh, I reckon... dunno, never been one to use it!