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Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I walked with you for 10 minutes on saturday i better not have it!

AK_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:27 pm

when all the swine flu scaremongering came about in the media i always invisioned it being an embarrasing disease
with the first few UK cases being so high profile I could see people in the street hurling insults like SUUUIIIIIII and other pig based jokes

I think its too wide spread for that now though

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:39 pm

No idea Chip,but theres plenty on here pig sick of you if that helps

Yossarian · **Joined:** Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:29 pm **Posts:** 801

MadJohn wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

actually i think ive just got normal flu, runny nose, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, headache, feeling like shiit etc.

Chip

You have a cold

Hope that helps

therethere

Colds are soooo last year. Chip you have the piggy pox and so have I!
Dr Y.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

chip fireball wrote:

actually i think ive just got normal flu, runny nose, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, headache, feeling like shiit etc.

tbh i dont see how they can tell the difference.

as ive spent most of the weekend in a tent with 700 people everyone will have it in a few weeks.

That must have been a fooking big tent, what rank are you in the boy scouts ?

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:05 pm

Well my youngun was there staurday night, and he too has runny nose, sore thoat etc.

Chip, if I get it, I am blaming you. :evil:

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Get it now, protect yourself against the second wave!! confised

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:09 pm

chip fireball wrote:

actually i think ive just got normal flu, runny nose, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, headache, feeling like shiit etc.

tbh i dont see how they can tell the difference.

as ive spent most of the weekend in a tent with 700 people everyone will have it in a few weeks.

As long as you're not taking the p***, I think you should have a word with your doctor just to be sure.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:11 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

actually i think ive just got normal flu, runny nose, sore throat, coughing, sneezing, headache, feeling like shiit etc.

tbh i dont see how they can tell the difference.

as ive spent most of the weekend in a tent with 700 people everyone will have it in a few weeks.

As long as you're not taking the p***, I think you should have a word with your doctor just to be sure.

Maybe his doctor would appreciate it more if he DID take a sample?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:21 pm

You'll be all right as long as you don't have underlying health problems which seems to bbe reported with every swine flu death.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:22 pm

Swine Flu = A Load Of Bollox!!!! :roll:

Remember 'Bird Flu'????

Thought not!!!! :roll:

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:26 pm

I thought birds always flu?

Bamboo Kid · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:06 pm

If swine flu and bird flu don't get you, SARS will. But as we're all going bankrupt and the sewage-laden waves will be lapping round Oxy Road roundabout by next summer, who gives a fook? I'll have another pint and a bag of scratchings.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:13 pm

We are quite healthy down here .Are you eating your five a day chip ?

alybaba · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:49 pm

You know when you have swine flu as you stink of bacon everytime you sneeze

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:45 pm

Is this just in case Katcha is listening?

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:45 pm

I'd go and see a doctor if I were you.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:28 pm

Does this mean we are back down to 9 for Wednesday night, not that I'm not being sympathetic like.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:03 am

chip fireball wrote:

its just flu innit.

Yep!!!!

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:04 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

its just flu innit.

Yep!!!!

It'll just be 'man flu' - you'll soon get over it

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 1:59 pm

chip fireball wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Does this mean we are back down to 9 for Wednesday night, not that I'm not being sympathetic like.

yes it does im afraid, doctor says ive got to stay indoors. wouldnt even give me tamiflu cos ive had symptoms for more than 2 days. sadx

Having the symptoms for two days before talking to the quack is classed as having underlying health problems. I think the official guidance is that if you've had the symptoms for over two days they just leave you to die quietly and then say that you had underlying health problems so others shouldn't worry.

Can I have your telly?

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Mr Ripper wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Does this mean we are back down to 9 for Wednesday night, not that I'm not being sympathetic like.

yes it does im afraid, doctor says ive got to stay indoors. wouldnt even give me tamiflu cos ive had symptoms for more than 2 days. sadx

Having the symptoms for two days before talking to the quack is classed as having underlying health problems. I think the official guidance is that if you've had the symptoms for over two days they just leave you to die quietly and then say that you had underlying health problems so others shouldn't worry.

Can I have your telly?

Just make sure you wipe the remote control Ripper

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2478

I think we had better shut the bunker down as a precaution bbolt

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:46 pm

Half a bottle whisky usually cures the sniffles for me ..

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:10 pm

I think Chip's probably just caught a cold through predicting Murray would beat Roddick :grin:

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Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:03 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i also cant be arsed to clean up the vomit on the bathroom floor from last night, which is starting to stink real bad.

You've been on the smack again, haven't you.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:20 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Does this mean we are back down to 9 for Wednesday night, not that I'm not being sympathetic like.

yes it does im afraid, doctor says ive got to stay indoors. wouldnt even give me tamiflu cos ive had symptoms for more than 2 days. sadx

Having the symptoms for two days before talking to the quack is classed as having underlying health problems. I think the official guidance is that if you've had the symptoms for over two days they just leave you to die quietly and then say that you had underlying health problems so others shouldn't worry.

Can I have your telly?

Having symptoms over a weekend guarantees you won't get to see a Doctor for at least 2 days.

Can I have your bike? I understand it's a good way to get fit.

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