Vanadalism blamed for raw sewage in sea.

I thought the town's droppings were pumped out to sea anyway.

The vandals are all going to the end of the Heugh breakwater and having No.2s.

The Mail headline was right, there is Vanadium all over the coastline, from Crimdon down to the Headland.

Well as all the pumping stations have been stinking to high heaeven for months now, just who are these vandals, the operators?

Are you having problems with your 'trigger' finger again Snowy?

Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to pull the trigger of a reasonably priced sniper rifle.

Some sticking keys as well.

Nice bit of editing.

And Snowy can crack three off in succession.

Everyone knows you can't crack 3 of in sucession. That's the general, rather than specific 'you' I'm talking about there.

I like royal "wee".

You said it was shandy.

The Queen Mum's smelled a bit colostomy baggish, but a perfect piquant combination of structure and acidity makes it a must for Royal wee drinkers.

Princess Margaret's, well, what can one say. A full bodied alcoholic drink where one can forgive the slight fishiness and the solid matter such as skin, pips, stalks and segs.

My dad used to tell me that they were what processed everyone's boffs.