Its the return of...............THE ALAN POWER FAN CLUB

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:25 am

I happen to believe the time is here for Little Ritchie to make a stand.

Get ready for the Alan Power season.

You have been warned.

If you wish to be part of the fan club, just post your request below.

If I like you, you are in.

If not, well............................you can always join rivals.

Dont miss out.

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:26 am

Do you have to be fat??

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:33 am

I am not fat, and neither is Alan Power. :wink:

FACT.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:35 am

oi i joined last year and i never got my welcome pack or my pin badge. Plus 'for just a pound a week you will recieve a monthly letter from little alan and some photos to show how your money is being put to good use'. All i got was a cut out from an interview in the mail and a picture of a kebab!!

rage

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:37 am

Stop acting like a foookin manure fan.

Do you want in, or not? :roll:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 9:43 am

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:04 am

Ok then, you are in.

Your membership number is 0003.

Welcome.

Now get to the fookin bar. :grin:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:51 am

I'm in.

I've even got one of his shirts.

Are you jell?

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:53 am

Congratulations Mr Ripper.

Your membership number is 0004.

I doubt you would fit into the shirt like.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:55 am

I wore it to play 5-a-side last week.

Fits nicely.

Got a lovely poppy on the front too.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:59 pm

Well?

What are you lot waiting for? :roll:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:58 pm

I might be willing to join IF some changes are made.

I don't like the name.
There needs to be more free gifts and maybe a regular newsletter.
I never voted for the leader. I propose a vote of no confidence in the current Chairman with full elections to be held amongst the full membership. A comittee should then be formed to elect A chairperson (no sexism), a treasurer, a secretary, Official spokesperson, events officer and security.

Granted with only 3 curent members it could be a struggle.

I might then honour you with my participation.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:01 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

I might be willing to join IF some changes are made.

I don't like the name.
There needs to be more free gifts and maybe a regular newsletter.
I never voted for the leader. I propose a vote of no confidence in the current Chairman with full elections to be held amongst the full membership. A comittee should then be formed to elect A chairperson (no sexism), a treasurer, a secretary, Official spokesperson, events officer and security.

Granted with only 3 curent members it could be a struggle.

I might then honour you with my participation.

I've a sneaking suspicion that you may get told to get fked... :shock:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:08 pm

I've just realised you have to be able to spot a good player when you see one.

That's me out. sadx

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:08 pm

I think I seen him play half a game.

I'm in

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

I can't believe Dibble is still in love with him based on him hitting the bar a couple of times against a Sunderland youth team!

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:35 pm

Well done to the ginsoaked boy.

Membership Number 0005.

I can see this being a very elite club of the great and the good.

By the way. Kolley Kibler is MEMBER NO: 0002.

Oh yes, no riff raff in this club. :coool:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 2:37 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

I can't believe Dibble is still in love with him based on him hitting the bar a couple of times against a Sunderland youth team!

I take it you arent Joining then?

I doubt Baby Ritchie will be too concerned......I mean.....you are the only Poolie to rate Matty Robson higher than Monkhouse. :laugh:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 797

ADG wrote:

Oh yes, no riff raff in this club. :coool:

Oh, I was going to join but find I'm excluded... sadx

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:04 pm

garthwd wrote:

ADG wrote:

Oh yes, no riff raff in this club. :coool:

Oh, I was going to join but find I'm excluded... sadx

You want to be in....then you're in.

Membership No: 0006

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:09 pm

I'll join now then please.

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 797

ADG wrote:

garthwd wrote:

ADG wrote:

Oh yes, no riff raff in this club. :coool:

Oh, I was going to join but find I'm excluded... sadx

You want to be in....then you're in.

Membership No: 0006

Excellent, riff raff are included :grin:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:19 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

I'll join now then please.

OK, but be warned, your behaviour will be monitored.

Membership No:0007

AK_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:20 pm

I'v had the joy of seeing power play
does that mean I get to join?

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

i was going to apply to join but find my number 6 had been allocated so welcome to the board :evil:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:38 pm

Of course AK Poolie.

Mem No: 0008

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:39 pm

no6bus wrote:

i was going to apply to join but find my number 6 had been allocated so welcome to the board :evil:

Its ok. This bus drives itself.

Power to the Power.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:45 pm

Was Alan Powers one of them botty boys in Frankie Goes to Hollywood? If so, can I join? :uhoh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:49 pm

If the club song is

then I'm in!!!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:49 pm

If the club song is

then I'm in!!!

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

A few of my mates where at Blackpool last weekend and one of them has been running with him doing a bit pre season and he said he is very fit, he also said he has talked to Turner and knows he didnt pool his weight last season and will prove how good he is this season giving the chance

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:53 pm

ADG wrote:

norgepoolie wrote:

I'll join now then please.

OK, but be warned, your behaviour will be monitored.

Membership No:0007

Aaaah Mish Moneypenny, I'm liking my number.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:54 pm

norgepoolie wrote:

ADG wrote:

norgepoolie wrote:

I'll join now then please.

OK, but be warned, your behaviour will be monitored.

Membership No:0007

Aaaah Mish Moneypenny, I'm liking my number.

I knew ADG had many user names but never tokk him for mish moneypenny... :shock:

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:00 pm

Hmmmmm. If he was a Bond Girl, Plenty O Toole would be more appropriate..

bbolt

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:02 pm

A couple of points.

Cornelius.....the answer is yes.

mem. No: 0009

Mister Ed.

I cant see the link you ahve put up, but I fear it will be Cliff Richard.

So go on then. Wwhy Not.

Mem. No: 0010.

Ladies and gentlemen. We have our tenth member.

Power to the Power.

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

How about this one instead of the Gay Cliff Richard... fits well with the current classic by 2Unlimited...

Can I be number 23?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:24 pm

Can I be in?

I hate to miss out on anything.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:27 pm

Pierrepoint wrote:

How about this one instead of the Gay Cliff Richard... fits well with the current classic by 2Unlimited...

Can I be number 23?

No, as I will get confused.

mem. No: 0011

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:28 pm

Warwick Hunt wrote:

Can I be in?

I hate to miss out on anything.

Warwick.

Consider yourself membershipped. No: 0012.

Right who wants to be No:13?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:40 pm

I'm Power of TEN!

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:43 pm

ADG wrote:

Power to the Power.

No mate, Frankie did "The Power of Love".

And can I be the first to resign? I'd better get it in before Elvis. bbolt

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:50 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

ADG wrote:

Power to the Power.

No mate, Frankie did "The Power of Love".

And can I be the first to resign? I'd better get it in before Elvis. bbolt

No one resigns from the Alan Power Fan club.

Show some respect to Baby Ritchie.

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:57 pm

verbalkint wrote:

A few of my mates where at Blackpool last weekend and one of them has been running with him doing a bit pre season and he said he is very fit, he also said he has talked to Turner and knows he didnt pool his weight last season and will prove how good he is this season giving the chance

I was there, quality weekend! It's all about taking those chances when they arrive. Hopefully Power will show this year what he truly can do.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

You where there, mmmmmmm just thinking who you might be

Do you play for the supporters?

10000miles · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:44 pm

Why would any of you want to be a fan,of this useless fat alcoholic waste of space.

bbolt

can i join please clappp

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1436

10000miles wrote:

Why would any of you want to be a fan,of this useless fat alcoholic waste of space.

bbolt

can i join please clappp

This isn't the ADG appreciation society.

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:40 pm

verbalkint wrote:

You where there, mmmmmmm just thinking who you might be

Do you play for the supporters?

Yeah, only since this summer. The newly arrived school teacher...

I was part of the younger lot attached to Bryny and that.

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

Right i no who you are i was sat with your agent Davey the Mackem in the club yesterday

Are you the history teacher ?

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:51 pm

verbalkint wrote:

Right i no who you are i was sat with your agent Davey the Mackem in the club yesterday

Are you the history teacher ?

Aye, that's me.

Its the return of...............THE ALAN POWER FAN CLUB

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