Going to my third in a week now.Another load of greasy food ,smoke,heat and beer ,my body can't take anymore ..

No, keep going, Sussex, you'll be fine.....

Sussex, I bet you're one of those people that always attends bbqs but never has anyone over to your own gaff..... you tight get

I'd be very suprised if the simple twat has ever been invited to a BBQ by anyone other than his own mum.

I reckon that when he was a kid, he was always the last to get picked when playing footy........or maybe that was chip

And even she didn't really want him to be there.

You still on the anti-freeze or can you afford Special Brew from your dole money nowadays? I hear they're putting it up a few pennies...

I spy Sussex time again ?

Mouth breather

I was just so surprised you said something which resembled a coherent sentence. No longer on the medication, or at least not mixing it with your drink habit?

Surely you can take another pork sausage?

Another barbie tonight .A real heavy drinking crew this lot ,plenty of slappers ,karaoke and usually a more expensive cut of meat on the coals ..

Not the case Mr Chessington , but my cheap sausages always manage to smoke out half the roads gardens .

Eh Pok when yeh down this way mate i'll fix yer up .

And I thought I was sarcastic

Aint you sick of Hedgehog baked in mud by now

He has to do something to get rid of all the woodshavings from his peg making exploits!