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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Monk Porridge!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:49 am 
A bloke walks into a Monastery and says....

'I wanna be a Monk'!!!! :coool:

'Ok' says the Boss Monk....'But from now you don't speak a word for 15 Years'!!!! confised

15 Years passes....

He says....'There's too much Sugar in the Porridge'!!!! confised

No Fecking Answer!!!! :evil:

Another 15 years pass....

'There's still too much Sugar in the Porridge'!!!! :evil: :evil:

Not a fecking whisper of the Big Boss!!!! :evil:

Another 15 years go by and the 'New' recruit says....

'I've had enough....I'm leaving the Monastery'!!!! :evil:

Boss Monk....

'Fair enough....ever since you've got here all's what you've done is Whinge'!!!! rage

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 Post subject: Re: Monk Porridge!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:30 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Monk Porridge!!!!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:41 am 
You had to be there!!!! :uhoh: confised

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 Post subject: Re: Monk Porridge!!!!
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 Post subject: Re: Monk Porridge!!!!
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