You lot not watching Andy

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:11 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Murray didn't really have a chance against Roddick's serve and net play.

But I bet Federer has a chance, despite Roddick's serve and net play, on Sunday.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:13 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Murray didn't really have a chance against Roddick's serve and net play.

Why didn't you say that when the game was actually on....instead of basically the opposite????

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

cos he doesnt have the balls to say it incase he looks stupid or someone disagrees and gets into an actual debate with him!

He probs just heard sue ryder say it or something.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:19 pm

Becker and the rest of the Pundits said it aswell as Sue Barker!!!! confised

What a daft melt he is!!!! stpid

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He just doesn't have an opinion on anything.

He's a slave to the bbc.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:31 pm

Spender wrote:

To be honest, if you offered me tennis, serial masturbation, goat felching, crossing the road at Place De La Concorde at 5.30pm on a Friday, cleaning a geriatric wards bogs after dinner on a Thursday lunch (apple and gooseberry crumble) and hammering barbed wire through my feet with a jigger pick, tennis'd probably come 5th.

But each to his own. :wink:

If I was up to the neck in a cesspool and they threatened to throw a bucket of sick at me head if I didn't want to watch the Eurovison, I'd take it full face.

Some people are just different.

Radically different. :roll:

I love it when you talk dirty. :grin:

And I think we'd all like to see Kev give a face full to Anna Kournakova, again. :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37615

.. again?...I think the technical term was 'wet dream' ...or was it a dribble.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:36 pm

Yubep wrote:

cos he doesnt have the balls to say it incase he looks stupid or someone disagrees and gets into an actual debate with him!

He probs just heard sue ryder say it or something.

She probably has a more interesting opinion on the state of British Tennis, even if she is busy running her charity.

http://www.suerydercare.org/pages/our_founder.html

Even if she did die in 1992.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:37 pm

Dibble?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37615

He doesn't like it publicised, but did he not state on this very organ that he has dreams about me and grabec in bed.... that's one twisted individual and he wears a pubic wig.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:53 pm

Snowy wrote:

He doesn't like it publicised, but did he not state on this very organ that he has dreams about me and grabec in bed.... that's one twisted individual and he wears a pubic wig.

A MERKIN!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 7:56 pm

A scottish one specially for Andy thingy, forget his name now.......

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37615

Dibble calls it his 'Todger Toupee'...... It's an NHS one, made from recycled tramps donors pubes... sadx

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:01 pm

That one is from special dayglo ginger scottish tramps.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37615

They look like disco pubes to me.....

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:35 pm

I happened to check my old betfair account last night and noticed i still had a tenner deposited from years ago. I shoved it on Roddick so it made me a nice £30. First bet I have won in yonks!

My betting skills are still not a patch on Chips however. :wink:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:39 pm

Did you put the bet on before he was 2 sets to 1 up.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:43 pm

Grave wrote:

My betting skills are still not a patch on Chips however. :wink:

I bet you can't guess what I had with my fish from the fish shop yesterday.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:45 pm

Batter?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:49 pm

Foooooooookin' hell Billog you were so bloody close there I almost gave it to you but rules's'rules.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Grave wrote:

I happened to check my old betfair account last night and noticed i still had a tenner deposited from years ago. I shoved it on Roddick so it made me a nice £30. First bet I have won in yonks!

My betting skills are still not a patch on Chips however. :wink:

Chips so good at betting he bets on his own bets

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:07 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Did you put the bet on before he was 2 sets to 1 up.

No, before it started

WaldoPepper · **Joined:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:42 pm **Posts:** 589

AK_Poolie wrote:

andy's girlfriend isn't just with him cos of his money and fame you know
honest

This has also crossed my mind in the last two weeks.

But it doesn't bother me because no matter how good looking a lady is, I'd still be bored of her after 6 months. MAX.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:57 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

But don't you think that's rather a miserable view to have about the world?

No, I think I can live comfortably and happily without the Eurovision Song Contest and tennis, thanks. :wink:

Lots of people do you know....... :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:59 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

But which of the 5 options WOULD you prefer tennis over?

Goat felching. :grin:

Well, you don't always get a nanny. sadx

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:49 am

Yubep wrote:

He just doesn't have an opinion on anything.

He's a slave to the bbc.

I'm not a slave to the BBC.

I make my own judgements based on what I see only.

And what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, and Roddick was in a league of his own.

Quite frankly, I hope he beats Federer in the final now.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:11 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Quite frankly, I hope he beats Federer in the final now.

BUT, do you THINK he will??

( :roll:

)

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:18 am

I think Federer looks quite ordinary to be honest, although he has looked like that on many occasions and still won, but I think Roddick will win if his serving manages to cause Federer problems.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:21 am

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

He just doesn't have an opinion on anything.

He's a slave to the bbc.

I'm not a slave to the BBC.

I make my own judgements based on what I see only.

And what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, and Roddick was in a league of his own.

Quite frankly, I hope he beats Federer in the final now.

Yeh, it was really sneaky of him standing near the net, and having those easy little tap over shots to win the points wasn't it. :roll:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He's just read that somewhere, he doesn't even like tennis he just wants to look brainy and that he's into loads of stuff.

I've just read Borris Beckers blog on the bbc site...

It reads "what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, Roddick was in a league of his own"

Funny that isn't it.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:27 am

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:28 am

Yubep wrote:

He's just read that somewhere, he doesn't even like tennis he just wants to look brainy and that he's into loads of stuff.

I've just read Borris Beckers blog on the bbc site...

It reads "what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, Roddick was in a league of his own"

Funny that isn't it.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

was it not you, the great Poolie of Kentingshire, master of the bullshit, who once said that when someone uses a pictures in threads to make your point?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:21 pm

Yubep wrote:

He's just read that somewhere, he doesn't even like tennis he just wants to look brainy and that he's into loads of stuff.

I've just read Borris Beckers blog on the bbc site...

It reads "what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, Roddick was in a league of his own"

Funny that isn't it.

What a Rarf the poor lad is!!!! :roll:

PS....Well done Sherlock!!!! clappp

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:51 pm

Yubep wrote:

He's just read that somewhere, he doesn't even like tennis he just wants to look brainy and that he's into loads of stuff.

I've just read Borris Beckers blog on the bbc site...

It reads "what I saw during the match was Roddick playing very sneakily at the net to kill rallies off. Combined with that and his 110mph+ serve, Roddick was in a league of his own"

Funny that isn't it.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:55 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I think Federer looks quite ordinary to be honest, although he has looked like that on many occasions and still won, but I think Roddick will win if his serving manages to cause Federer problems.

Federer looks ordinary, the greatest player of all time is ordinary glad you dont pick pools team also your opinion on any sporting matters can be taken with a pinch of salt.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:27 pm

But Federer is ordinary, I tell you, there aren't a lot of people that think he's the greatest player of all time, even though he's won Wimbledon six times.

Roddick looked more like a champion during that semi-final against Andy Murray.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I read in one national newspaper today about 6 sports people and former tennis legends all saying he IS the greatest tennis player of all time.

Was it 16 grand slams he has now won?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:36 pm

Federer's too "technical" for my liking. He always seems to come up with the right shot at the right time.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:37 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Federer's too "technical" for my liking. He always seems to come up with the right shot at the right time.

You take talking shite to unprecedented levels :laugh:

stupoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:53 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Federer's too "technical" for my liking. He always seems to come up with the right shot at the right time.

You talk so much tosh its untrue!!!!

Tennis as a Sport is classed as a skill and to be good at that skill you need to try different techniques, which is what Federer does very, very well, so much so that he's now won 15 grand slams says it all. The French Open was the only one he hadnt got until earlier this year which would have had people questionning whether he was the worlds greatest or not, He now has that in his impressive trophy cabinet, Now added with a Wimbledon title to make him a 15 time major winner.

Along the lines of your "right shot at the right time" arguement.... Does that mean Tiger Woods is too "technical" at Golf, because he always seems to come up with the right shot at the right time, Also on the big stages (Major Championships) ala Federer

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

POK isn't the reason people play sports is to win? And come up with the right shot at the right time?

You speak sooooo much shit.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:05 pm

Yubep wrote:

POK isn't the reason people play sports is to win? And come up with the right shot at the right time?

You speak sooooo much shiit.

But the thing is, aren't people supposed to feel excited when they think they see the greatest player of all time?

Because when I watch Federer, I don't feel excited.

Not once throughout the last two weeks and in the past did I feel as if he was the greatest player.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:05 pm

what an idiot he is, tennis is all about right shots at the right time all roddick had was a big serve

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:08 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

POK isn't the reason people play sports is to win? And come up with the right shot at the right time?

You speak sooooo much shiit.

But the thing is, aren't people supposed to feel excited when they think they see the greatest player of all time?

Because when I watch Federer, I don't feel excited.

Not once throughout the last two weeks and in the past did I feel as if he was the greatest player.

Its not about how he makes you feel, its about how many matches and titles he has won.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

He has about £50 million in the bank from winning tournaments, i'm sure he's gutted he doesnt make some eurovision loving geek from kent excited.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:12 pm

Compo wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

POK isn't the reason people play sports is to win? And come up with the right shot at the right time?

You speak sooooo much shiit.

But the thing is, aren't people supposed to feel excited when they think they see the greatest player of all time?

Because when I watch Federer, I don't feel excited.

Not once throughout the last two weeks and in the past did I feel as if he was the greatest player.

Its not about how he makes you feel, its about how many matches and titles he has won.

Surely to be considered a great player, you've got to be for a me at least a player that you were glad to watch, enjoyable and entertaining.

I don't think Federer is particularly entertaining.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:16 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Surely to be considered a great player, you've got to be for a me at least a player that you were glad to watch, enjoyable and entertaining.

I don't think Federer is particularly entertaining.

ok then who would you vote for Andy Murrey who has won sweet F.A but he makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, Federer has dominated the sport for the last 6 years. Bijorn Borg wasnt the most flamboyant player either as was known as the ice borg due to the fact he hardly showed any emotion, so it probably pays not to be jumping around like a looney etc.

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:17 pm

Yubep wrote:

He has about £50 million in the bank from winning tournaments, i'm sure he's gutted he doesnt make some eurovision loving geek from kent excited.

Well, in my opinion, it should be going out there and giving the spectators something thrilling to watch.

That's what I would hope the 'Pools players do when they play for us: go out there trying to do their best to entertain us if nothing else.

Money should be just an added bonus from being a professional player.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:18 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Yubep wrote:

He has about £50 million in the bank from winning tournaments, i'm sure he's gutted he doesnt make some eurovision loving geek from kent excited.

Well, in my opinion, it should be going out there and giving the spectators something thrilling to watch.

That's what I would hope the 'Pools players do when they play for us: go out there trying to do their best to entertain us if nothing else.

Money should be just an added bonus from being a professional player.

I wouldnt give a toss if pools played crap every game and won it 1-0.

You lot not watching Andy

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