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eddyedgarstache · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:51 pm **Posts:** 25

Going at the weekend with a group of 16 lads
anyone been ......anywhere to go anywhere to miss :coool:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:34 pm

Cue Mr I ...

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22663

Don't be expecting a Prague or an Amsterdam cos Valencia just ain't that sort of place. Its more of a Barcelona with more class. The restaurants riound the beaches are great if you like fish. Round the Copa puerto (Americas Cup Port) the nightlife and bars are bouncing and most turn into 4 or 5am bars. City nightlife, head for Barrio del Carmen and follow the crowds.

Daytime; Oceanographica is worth a look if you like looking at underwater fish. If theres 16 blokes going then the first paragraphs will probably have covered it!

Do yourself a favour and learn a few words before you go, you can only get so far with "cerverza por favor"

eddyedgarstache · **Joined:** Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:51 pm **Posts:** 25

thank you Mr I
sounds a little more refined than the usual places to go for a stag weekend
so having not met 90% of the guys going as most of them live in the
Cheltenham area its not going to be like a bank holiday weekend down church street
(not that there is nothing wrong with that)

looks like its going to be Hot :coool:

so plenty of that cerverza stuff

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:35 pm

At first I thought this thread was about ManU's new signing. Probably the only player who hasn't gone to Real Madrid this season.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:57 am

I think I'm now sufficiently fluent in spoken Spanish although I couldn't write down these essential phrases in proper spick spelling...

dos therbetha por fabor

donday estan los serbeethios

la kwenta por fabor

Learn those off by heart and you won't go far wrong.

Gerry Mandrake · **Joined:** Mon Jan 21, 2008 8:23 pm **Posts:** 1429

Is the top one "two beers please?"

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5095

2 beers please
where are the toilets
the bill please

dos grande cervezas would be my choice :coool:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Mr I wrote:

Daytime; Oceanographica is worth a look if you like looking at underwater fish.

as to the above water fish?? clappp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22663

Mr Ripper wrote:

I think I'm now sufficiently fluent in spoken Spanish although I couldn't write down these essential phrases in proper spick spelling...

dos therbetha por fabor - three beers please

donday estan los serbeethios - wheres the bogs

la kwenta por fabor - how much are you going to rip me off for you greasy dago?

Learn those off by heart and you won't go far wrong.

Hoy, and I'm just spitballing here but........... might it be an idea to give a translation? Besides, what happens if there's three of them? does one go thirsty?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22663

Should have read the rest of the thread. :uhoh:

Here's a few more useful phrases:

Waiter, can I have a menu please. (Senor, te quiero mucho)
Where do I find nice girls. (Senora, tu estar muy grande y mucho olor)
Cheers (cabron)

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:32 pm

Mr I wrote:

Should have read the rest of the thread. :uhoh:

Here's a few more useful phrases:

Waiter, can I have a menu please. (Senor, te quiero mucho)
Where do I find nice girls. (Senora, tu estar muy grande y mucho olor)
Cheers (cabron)

Woe to whomever uses your guidebook!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:56 pm

just use the Hungarian phrasebook

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:05 am

"Two beers please" in Spanish is "two beers and what the fook's a Dutchman doing running a bar in Sitges??"

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