Does anyone else find this bloke hilarious?

I was pissing myself last night, he was on the phone to Sky News speaking about his pal 'Wacko' he broke down and said he he was too upset to speak (this was at about quarter to one in the morning).

About ten minutes later their was fooking live link up to the studio in his front room He didn't look bothered! Did he want to get off the phone so he could rig up his gear.

He then he went on to say he once hypnotised Jackson and asked whether he was kiddy fiddler apparently under hypnosis he said "no I'd never do that" and that he only paid off that young boy out court because he couldn't be arsed with the hassle, as you do.

Honestly the bloke bends bastard spoons how seriously does he take himself.

A proper crank.

Made some money out of cutlery the same crank.

Agree with you though he is weird.

I seen his interview the first time at about 11:45, he was bonkers!

He claims to be jacko's bessie mate, like brothers, jacko was best mates at his wedding, but... but... Uri would not confirm the last time they spoke, why? Why the hell not?

Because it appears that they haven't spoke in years. That's the impression I got anyway.

Seriously can you imagine them two knocking about together? It's like two people having a competition to see who is the most mental.

I remember when Geller tried to help Exeter City stay up a few years ago by helping them to believe in themselves etc - it didn't help though because they went down.

It would be like forrest gump,PoK and lawrence on a night out

I would tag along for that - I could get enough material to pen a full comedy series for Channel 4!!!

If Geller is a proper psychic, like he claims to be, wouldn't he have seen Jackson's heart attack coming?

The bastad (cADG) should have phoned him: "Jacko, it's me Uri. Look mate, stop bummin that boy and get to the docs and have your heart checked. Ciao baby."

I have told this story loads of times but it is classic Frankie Baggs!

When Geller was at Pools with Exeter and taking advantage of the fine hospitality in the directors box, Baggsy walks in, spots Geller and shouts across the room
"Oi Uri, Keep your bloody hands in your pockets there's people eating soup next door and they've paid"!

Uri Gellar is like David Icke = Bonkers

Someone was actually complimenting Icke not so long ago saying all he has said was coming true. I just shook my head in disbelief.

What MJ thinks of Geller - Motha fooking spoon lover:

I have read a few of david icke's books a lot he has to say is down right mad but some of his points do make you wonder about certain events going on in the world. People at work thought I was mental reading his books but I would rather read his stuff then say he was or wasn't an idiot than just condeming his writings without knowledge of what he is saying

read a book called the children of the matrix or the biggest secret, there is a lot about aliens in it but the stuff about the Bilderbergs / Rothchilds / Rockwerfellers controlling the world debt and political parties to get out of the system what they want is very interesting

All right all right his books might be all right but his furniture is still rubbish.

Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot had a few good points, but..........