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 Post subject: What a decent chap!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:39 pm 
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I see a winner, a winner of the Hartlepool seat in the next general election!!!!

Go on Iain my son!


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I see a winner, a winner of the Hartlepool seat in the next general election!!!!

Go on Iain my son!


now i see it as a conning little shit who is running so scared he has decided to give the money he conned out of us to a charity to make him look good

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TalbotAvenger wrote:
http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/MP-to-give-cost-of.5389235.jp


I see a winner, a winner of the Hartlepool seat in the next general election!!!!

Go on Iain my son!


now i see it as a conning little shiit who is running so scared he has decided to give the money he conned out of us to a charity to make him look good



The blokes a winner, you know it, I know and the good people of Hartlepool know it

He'll walk the next election, FACT!!!!


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well as you put it so eloquently
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ps i still beleive he is a robbing little shortarse who between him and his "office manager aka mrs wright" couldnt see that his claims were likely to piss off his electorate

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Talbot is right he could have murdered the family next door and he would still get voted in.

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He looks so devious though. How could any vote him?


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Because he's in the Labour Party.


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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:15 pm 
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Because he's in the Labour Party.



No, its because he is a country mile above what the opposition have to offer

The BNP? ,yeah righto
UKIP, ooooh me ribs
Tories, weak as piss and equally as bent
Independent, hasn't worked for any other town, won't work for Hartlepool

Just my opinion and I'm sure I will be shot with shite as per usual


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TalbotAvenger wrote:
Warwick Hunt wrote:
Because he's in the Labour Party.



No, its because he is a country mile above what the opposition have to offer

The BNP? ,yeah righto
UKIP, ooooh me ribs
Tories, weak as piss and equally as bent
Independent, hasn't worked for any other town, won't work for Hartlepool

Just my opinion and I'm sure I will be shot with shite as per usual


bollox the only thing he is above is a very small dwarf

what has he done for the town

hospital saved oh shit no
teesside metro link for hartlepool oh shit no
lined his and his wifes pockets oh yes

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no6bus wrote:
TalbotAvenger wrote:
Warwick Hunt wrote:
Because he's in the Labour Party.



No, its because he is a country mile above what the opposition have to offer

The BNP? ,yeah righto
UKIP, ooooh me ribs
Tories, weak as piss and equally as bent
Independent, hasn't worked for any other town, won't work for Hartlepool

Just my opinion and I'm sure I will be shot with shite as per usual


bollox the only thing he is above is a very small dwarf

what has he done for the town

hospital saved oh shiit no
teesside metro link for hartlepool oh shiit no
lined his and his wifes pockets oh yes



He'll walk the next election though won't he


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bollox the only thing he is above is a very small dwarf

what has he done for the town

hospital saved oh shiit no
teesside metro link for hartlepool oh shiit no
lined his and his wifes pockets oh yes[/quote]


He'll walk the next election though won't he[/quote]

unfortunately probably yes

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he is a dodgy looking fooker, would you let him babysit your kids?.


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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
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he is a dodgy looking fooker, would you let him babysit your kids?.


Yes of course I would, if I had any

I've met him a good few times, smashing fella and I've never heard him use the term 'raghead' once


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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
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chipmunk wrote:
he is a dodgy looking fooker, would you let him babysit your kids?.


Yes of course I would, if I had any

I've met him a good few times, smashing fella and I've never heard him use the term 'raghead' once


His Secretary is a good (female) mate of mine too, in fact, I'm going to tap her for the 2600 Quid if he's giving it away!




What Charadiee then not the famous 'EAD needs a new jukebox' fund? :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:38 am 
How come he hasn't repaid all 'OUR FECKING' Money he's spent on Food and Toiletries over the years then when we've been fecking sturggling???? rage rage rage

And what exactly were all the 'Items' that were blacked out???? rage rage

I CANNOT wait until I see him at Pools next season!!!! rage rage rage

THE THIEVING LITTLE KUNT!!!!
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rage rage rage rage rage

BTW....Mr.Avenger....I know it's a long shot but....the only party that have a chance of getting the kunt out is the Lib Dems and you never mentioned them!!!! confised

They're getting my vote....and I'll be doing everything in my power to persuade people to vote for them!!!! :coool:

rage rage rage


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I rather think Knaresborough-based Mr Avenger is playing little games with us here. :wink:

He, like myself and a few others, don't really have much say in who gets elected for Hartlepool.

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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
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It's certainly a fact that anyone in Hartlepool who votes Labour at the next election, regardless of who their representative is, wants their bumps felt. They've been lying to you since 1996. sctatchinghead

The smug damned bounders. :evil:


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It's certainly a fact that anyone in Hartlepool who votes Labour at the next election, regardless of who their representative is, wants their bumps felt. They've been lying to you since 1996. sctatchinghead

The smug damned bounders. :evil:



Why 1996?


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L is for Leech


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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
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It's certainly a fact that anyone in Hartlepool who votes Labour at the next election, regardless of who their representative is, wants their bumps felt. They've been lying to you since 1996. sctatchinghead

The smug damned bounders. :evil:



Why 1996?


'Cos that's when they published their manifesto which was festooned with deceit and deception. 'Of course we won't increase income tax.' Three minutes after they were elected they put 1% on ERS and have been taking the piss ever since.


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Just a thought, but if these claims were OK, why give them back ...?

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It's to try and improve his public image i think.

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It's to try and improve his public image i think.


well he has failed misreably there then

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Who does he represent ... us or his party? The day all councillors and MPs have to be independent of political parties can't come soon enough.

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I like him, and i'll be voting for him :razz:

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I like him, and i'll be voting for him :razz:


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...and if he was my brother I'd be voting for him,.... or probably not.

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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
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I like him, and i'll be voting for him :razz:



I concur


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I like him, and i'll be voting for him :razz:



I concur


You moving back to Hartlepool like?

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 Post subject: Re: What a decent chap!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:34 pm 
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I like him, and i'll be voting for him :razz:



I concur


You moving back to Hartlepool like?



silly me, I should of said 'I would vote for him'

The man is a man amongt men, imagine ripper, if the Tories could put up a candidate with the the charm and pulling power of Iain, they would get in every single time, wouldn't they....


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Surely having a hardcore of Stepford droids who'd vote Labour still if God actually appeared on Earth and ordered them not too, helps. :roll:

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Surely having a hardcore of Stepford droids who'd vote Labour still if God actually appeared on Earth and ordered them not too, helps. :roll:



Of course it does, but it also speaks volumes for the opposition parties who never, never, never, never, never , never come close to winning the seat, does it, as a matter of fact, they are shite as a shite can be


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You could put Nelson Mandela up against Labour here, they could field Stalins nasty brother who advocates execution for those who don't pay their rates and he'd still get in.
Cue statement.. "I've always voted Labour, me dad did, me granda did and me geat granda did. Labour look after the working man"... From a family who's last working man was packing corn beef for troops in the Boer War.

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You could put Nelson Mandela up against Labour here, they could field Stalins nasty brother who advocates execution for those who don't pay their rates and he'd still get in.
Cue statement.. "I've always voted Labour, me dad did, me granda did and me geat granda did. Labour look after the working man"... From a family who's last working man was packing corn beef for troops in the Boer War.



I know, I know, everyone knows, but WHY can't the opposition make any inroads, you can only vote for what is put in front of you

For example, in recent times, who did the Tories bring in against Mandelson?, Graeme fooking Robb, thats who

No wonder Labour always walk it Snowy


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Try reasoning with a Labour 'Stalwart' ..it's like herding cats.

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You could put Nelson Mandela up against Labour here, they could field Stalins nasty brother who advocates execution for those who don't pay their rates and he'd still get in.
Cue statement.. "I've always voted Labour, me dad did, me granda did and me geat granda did. Labour look after the working man"... From a family who's last working man was packing corn beef for troops in the Boer War.


As you probably well know Mr S Hartlepool has had a Tory MP in living memory.......it was a bloke called John Kerans referred to as Commnder Kerans RN who got in on the back of being the one time Captain of HMS Amethyst. From memory the MP before him was a bloke called Jones and I'd guess Ted Leadbitter displaced him in the following election.

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I am aware of the gentleman, although my interest at the time would be minuimal as I was dreading starting the infants.

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As you probably well know Mr S Hartlepool has had a Tory MP in living memory.......it was a bloke called John Kerans referred to as Commnder Kerans RN who got in on the back of being the one time Captain of HMS Amethyst. From memory the MP before him was a bloke called Jones and I'd guess Ted Leadbitter displaced him in the following election.

He was more than a one time captain; he was more or less the hero of all that Yangtzee nonsense. The incident was in 1949 but they made a film of it in 1957 just in time for the election. He wasn't displaced by Leadbelly; he simply retired after one term.

As for David Jones, he was very highly regarded as an MP - although that doesn't mean a lot I know.

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Ian Cameron, he's the one to beware of come election time. There's enough idiots in town who'll vote for him.


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That's a winner! Imagine the taxi jam from the Manor to the Asda. :laugh:


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Would he be sat like Blofeld stroking his moggy at his HQ at the bottom of Church Street ....?

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What a choice, Wright or Cameron. Someone hates us.

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If I had to choose between them two....Cameron would get my vote!!!! :coool: :coool:


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there's more chance of him standing up for the townsfolk than there would ever be of that little twerp doing so. Wright's motto must be
"Do whatever I'm told by party HQ and if that's to the benefit of the electorate then ok, but if not then fu-ck the Poolie bast-ards"

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People have f****** short memories, don't they?
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Scares the shit out of me tbh:
Kiss goodbye to your NHS and improving educational standards. Say hello to a new age of the privileged few getting it all, and bollocks to the majority of 'don't haves.'

When it happens, last one out turns the lights off. I'll be back over to France in a flash bbolt

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