The worst two weeks on the sporting calender

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:42 pm

is here.

Oh foook. I hate Wimbledon. And now there is another Brit, well Scot, that may have a chance of winning.

So now its alright in every household up and down the land to have sport on the TV all day and night.

Suddenly women the length and breadth of Britain have an interest in sport. And the TV coverage is all done in such a unisex way.

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Lose Murray you Cnuut. :evil:

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:02 pm

yeah I know, all the middle-age batty English house wives who dream of nothing more than a tim henman, andy murrey, cliff richard gang bang, will be chearing him on on "Murrey mount".

When the truth of the matter is he says he is Scotish so why should they cheer him on?

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:29 pm

Just watched Laura Robson against Daniela Hantechova - I tell you what, she's 15 years old, won the girls singles last year, won a wildcard place in the ladies draw and got drawn against an established player who's won three tour titles.

Robson nearly caused a bit of an upset and a giant killing in her first ever ladies' singles Wimbledon match. She was just really unlucky that the Slovak came over her early nerves to beat her.

Nevertheless, she gave a very good account of herself and there's not too many losers of a tennis match that get an ovation after their match.

I'm sure it won't be the last we'll hear of Laura Robson in the ladies tournament though.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:31 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

She was just really unlucky that the Slovak came over her early nerves to beat her.

I know a few girls who would consider that extremely lucky. :wink:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:33 pm

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:39 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Nevertheless, she gave a very good account of herself and there's not too many losers of a tennis match that get an ovation after their match.

Yes they do as every British player at the compertition does.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:40 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Just watched Laura Robson against Daniela Hantechova - I tell you what, she's 15 years old, won the girls singles last year, won a wildcard place in the ladies draw and got drawn against an established player who's won three tour titles.

Robson nearly caused a bit of an upset and a giant killing in her first ever ladies' singles Wimbledon match. She was just really unlucky that the Slovak came over her early nerves to beat her.

Nevertheless, she gave a very good account of herself and there's not too many losers of a tennis match that get an ovation after their match.

I'm sure it won't be the last we'll hear of Laura Robson in the ladies tournament though.

Wimbledon brings out the best in the british people POK.

There you are celebrating a wonderful achievement by a british player, minutes after she bravely loses........IN THE FIRST BASTAD ROUND. banghead

Only at Wimbledon. rolfl

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:43 pm

15 love to Kent

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:46 pm

ADG - She's FIFTEEN years old and she was playing an established player who's won three titles in her first ever proper Wimbledon match.

I mean, she hasn't even taken her GCSEs yet, for Pete's sake.

When she's that age and she takes an established pro, to the brink you've got to pat here on the back and say well done.

Personally, I get a feeling that Wimbledon is too big a stage for a 15-year old girl, but she showed she could play today.

stupoolie · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:47 pm

ADG wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

Just watched Laura Robson against Daniela Hantechova - I tell you what, she's 15 years old, won the girls singles last year, won a wildcard place in the ladies draw and got drawn against an established player who's won three tour titles.

Robson nearly caused a bit of an upset and a giant killing in her first ever ladies' singles Wimbledon match. She was just really unlucky that the Slovak came over her early nerves to beat her.

Nevertheless, she gave a very good account of herself and there's not too many losers of a tennis match that get an ovation after their match.

I'm sure it won't be the last we'll hear of Laura Robson in the ladies tournament though.

There you are celebrating a wonderful achievement by a british player, minutes after she bravely loses........IN THE FIRST BASTAD ROUND. banghead

Only at Wimbledon. rolfl

Haha quality! Your right there ADG! Lets clap the loser and give them an ovation rolfl

Theres many "Only at Wimbledons" including my pet hate..... When the players are around the net and the crowd are going "Ooooh, Ahhhh, Oooooh" when there returning it, You dont get that in any of the other Tennis majors throughout the year.

Murray wont win it this year, He will go out in the Quarters / Semis to Gonzalez the Chillean

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:49 pm

erm, 30 love

Del Potro *taps nose*

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:58 pm

Are you sitting on a chair at the top of a ladder, Salty?

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:59 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

ADG - She's FIFTEEN years old and she was playing an established player who's won three titles in her first ever proper Wimbledon match.

I mean, she hasn't even taken her GCSEs yet, for Pete's sake.

When she's that age and she takes an established pro, to the brink you've got to pat here on the back and say well done.

Personally, I get a feeling that Wimbledon is too big a stage for a 15-year old girl, but she showed she could play today.

How stupid is that? She hasnt sat her GCSE's yet. How the hell could she possibly know the rules?

POK Can you make sure you keep us updated throughout the tournament please. clappp

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6475

bet you have never thought about putting a chair on the top of your ladder before have you Mr S :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:00 pm

no, why?!

is it because I do dis?!

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:01 pm

ADG wrote:

Poolie of Kent wrote:

ADG - She's FIFTEEN years old and she was playing an established player who's won three titles in her first ever proper Wimbledon match.

I mean, she hasn't even taken her GCSEs yet, for Pete's sake.

When she's that age and she takes an established pro, to the brink you've got to pat here on the back and say well done.

Personally, I get a feeling that Wimbledon is too big a stage for a 15-year old girl, but she showed she could play today.

How stupid is that? She hasnt sat her GCSE's yet. How the hell could she possibly know the rules?

POK Can you make sure you keep us updated throughout the tournament please. clappp

backhand down the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30-15

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:01 pm

Fensy wrote:

bet you have never thought about putting a chair on the top of your ladder before have you Mr S :wink:

Erm, ahem.....

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:06 pm

how would it work this chair/ladder malarchy?
sounds a bit dangerous

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:17 pm

GAH!!
the fooking out laws are back, and dad outlaw's positioned himself in front of the box and put the bloody tennis on!!!

won't be able to shift the damned bounder for hours now banghead

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:25 pm

dirty bastards only watching it to look at the lasses knickers.......hmm, fair enough you may say, but then he rationalises it with, "I support her cos she's a Jehovah's Witness"........[as is he you see?] - yeah Right! you dirty old perve!

all Dubs are the same really, deep down they like to diddle kids and get away with it which they invariably do

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:26 pm

What, you mean he's walked into your house and switched on your telly without asking? :evil:

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:27 pm

Sounds like deuce to me. stpid

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:29 pm

Grabec wrote:

What, you mean he's walked into your house and switched on your telly without asking? :evil:

correct-a-mundo

he has a cushion covering his groin :roll:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:30 pm

ADG wrote:

Sounds like deuce to me. stpid

warning Mr.Dibble : Racket abuse

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:30 pm

he only has his self to blame fancy leaving the remote control unattended thats just asking for trouble

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:33 pm

Salty wrote:

ADG wrote:

Sounds like deuce to me. stpid

warning Mr.Dibble : Racket abuse

You cannot be serious. :evil:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:34 pm

Right, listen up, Salty. Remove the cushion, and put a boot in its place. That should do it.

Seriously, you should say something. He's playing power games.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:35 pm

hide your socks :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:36 pm

*that referee gadgie appears from the sidelines to tick Mr.Dibble off*

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:37 pm

Grabec wrote:

Right, listen up, Salty. Remove the cushion, and put a boot in its place. That should do it.

Seriously, you should say something. He's playing power games.

its ok, the kids do what the kids do best - come in from school grab the changer and put A>N shite american thing on........

semi-on and his wife have left the building!!!
get in

Lord Smythe · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:38 pm

POK is far too strong for ADG

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:38 pm

Salty wrote:

:grin:

*that referee gadgie appears from the sidelines to tick Mr.Dibble off*

Right.

Wheres the foookin locker room. Not playin. banghead

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:40 pm

you could have at least smashed some glasses an that first before flouncing off!!!

rubbish

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:42 pm

Lord Smythe wrote:

POK is far too strong for ADG

Tis true

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:42 pm

Salty wrote:

you could have at least smashed some glasses an that first before flouncing off!!!

rubbish

Foook off Umpire, I only went for a piss. rage

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:56 pm

hmmmm, consider this your final warning Mr.Dibble

30-15,1st game 1st set

PLAY!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

It actually hurts me to say this...

But i agree with dibble, tennis is not a bad sport, it's ok, but...

The complete masturbation over wimbledon does my tits in

Take that robinsons advert, who the fuck would cheer like that if an english person won it?

I didn't even know it had started till today!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:58 pm

You idiot ref!! Chalk blew up!! One tenth of me is worth one hundred of you!!

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:42 pm

chip fireball wrote:

i like watching the womens tennis if there's a fit lass playing.

You should have been watching Laura Robson play then. :wink:

Almost criminal.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:56 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

i like watching the womens tennis if there's a fit lass playing.

You should have been watching Laura Robson play then. :wink:

Almost criminal.

LET!

play the point again, and a bit betterer an all..........

rubbish effort that Kent

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37483

Tennis is the sort of sport watched by POK clones..........oh dear.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:34 pm

Ladies tennis finished in Eastbourne last week.The event is supported by hundreds of cropped hair gay ladies invading the town every year ..

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:03 pm

Foookin shut up, and run and get that ball for me. Theres a good boy. :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:28 pm

Sussex07 wrote:

Ladies tennis finished in Eastbourne last week.The event is supported by hundreds of cropped hair gay ladies invading the town every year ..

Excuse me....

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:37 pm

If you didn't know tut tut pok .Eastbourne ladies Tennis week is the second biggest prize winning tournament bar Wimbledon .Lots of gay ladies descend on the town to watch there heroes .. :grin:

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:40 pm

I knew about Eastbourne, Sussex, because it's been going on for years.

What I didn't know was about lesbians going to Eastbourne to watch the tennis.

It only makes the mind boggle, don't it? :grin:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:45 pm

Poolie of Kent wrote:

I knew about Eastbourne, Sussex, because it's been going on for years.

What I didn't know was about lesbians going to Eastbourne to watch the tennis.

It only makes the mind boggle, don't it? :grin:

Not really pok . there not the one's you watch on porno's... confised

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:22 am

Salty wrote:

Grabec wrote:

What, you mean he's walked into your house and switched on your telly without asking? :evil:

correct-a-mundo

he has a cushion covering his groin :roll:

There must have been a point when you let them overstep the mark.

Early on when we had our first flat my misses said, "Me mam and dad said they'll come and decorate if we want".

"Over my dead body". ses I.

They still pester her but have left me alone ever since.

Different now if you rely on them for child care otherwise you make sure you're both out....

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:10 am

Frodraff wrote:

There must have been a point when you let them overstep the mark.

Early on when we had our first flat my misses said, "Me mam and dad said they'll come and decorate if we want".

"Over my dead body". ses I.

They still pester her but have left me alone ever since.

What? Lesbians? :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:19 am

Imagine what this'd do to poor old PoK?? :shock:

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