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Snowy
 Post subject: Diets, women and the devil...
PostPosted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:57 pm 
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... on your shoulder. It's summer, and in lifes great cycle, as the armadas of wandering Wildebeest set out on their epic trek, so women have to go on a diet. Our lasses has been going on for a month and she asked the dreaded question for the first time ..."is it starting to go" ? I made the mischevious mistake of saying yes and when she asked where, I said on your shoulders. bbolt .... can't women sulk for a long time :evil:

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:28 pm 
Snakes with tits. FACT.
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Snowy
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Snakes with tits. FACT.
Your life would be so much less stressful if you were gay. :laugh:

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BillinghamPoolie
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But then he would be going on about 'snakes with balls' all the time.

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Snowy wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Snakes with tits. FACT.
Your life would be so much less stressful if you were gay. :laugh:


Who said he isnt ?

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Snowy wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Snakes with tits. FACT.
Your life would be so much less stressful if you were gay. :laugh:


You mean he isn't? :shock:

The lyin bitch. :evil:
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Snowy
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Aw you didn't did you...... :roll:

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Snowy
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Folklore has it he was runner up in the Mr Fond and Rampant topless Gay themed weekend at a holiday camp Shoeburyness. :wink:

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Snowy wrote:
Aw you didn't did you...... :roll:


Blimey, I'll swallow anything, me. :uhoh:
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Snowy wrote:
Aw you didn't did you...... :roll:


Blimey, I'll swallow anything, me. :uhoh:

I remember that court case, they say the donkey could never work the beach again, he ended up in a sanctuary, very sad sadx

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