SIMON RAMSDEN

oldgitpoolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:27 am **Posts:** 165

Right back. Born Bishop Auckland. Poised to leave Rochdale after agreeing terms elsewhere?
Know nowt about the lad but anyone else heard owt?

oldgitpoolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:27 am **Posts:** 165

and reading Rochdales official site sounds not a bad prospect.
not saying he is coming to us like but given we still need a right back ???

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Sounds a bit fishy

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:09 pm

oldgitpoolie wrote:

Right back. Born Bishop Auckland. Poised to leave Rochdale after agreeing terms elsewhere?
Know nowt about the lad but anyone else heard owt?

No.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:21 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

Sounds a bit fishy

I'd be really peas'd if we signed him

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:23 pm

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Grave wrote:

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

Sounds a bit fishy

I'd be really peas'd if we signed him

The Dale fans seem to be paying him lots of condiments...

The batter on this board is top notch

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:24 pm

Let's scale this down lads.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:25 pm

for cods sake, leave him alone

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:26 pm

Whats Chips opinion ?

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:27 pm

fins are getting worse

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:28 pm

threepintwonder wrote:

fins are getting worse

Surely they cant get mushy worse

bbolt

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:30 pm

Was this in the newspaper ?

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:31 pm

that should wrap it up

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Jun 09, 2009 8:32 pm

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Was this in the newspaper ?

yeah thats the plaice

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:45 am

chrissafc wrote:

Used to play for Sunderland reserves, shite and a big head.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:45 am

I've heard he's a bit of a Gambler and Fritters away all his money!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:46 am

GroovyCrimes wrote:

Whats Chips opinion ?

The same as Salty's I think!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:47 am

I heard he is going to be forced into retirement....had surgery on his knee earlier this year....the Sturgeon said it doesn't look good!!!! confised

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:49 am

Wouldn't get in the team anyway....too many Patties taking all the jobs!!!! confised

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:23 am

Chris Turbot'll sort it out - at the end of the week...... bbolt

oldgitpoolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:27 am **Posts:** 165

Listen you lot. I didn't expect such strange replies.

I asked a simple enough question about Simon.
So can you please tell me would he be a good catch. In fact could he be described as worth his weight in gold !!??

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Whale need another look but he reminds me of John Gill, a bit old school

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:00 am

oldgitpoolie wrote:

Listen you lot. I didn't expect such strange replies.

I asked a simple enough question about Simon.
So can you please tell me would he be a good catch. In fact could he be described as worth his weight in gold !!??

Nobody gets owt for nowt here,you have to sing for your supper

Spiff · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:05 am

How long has he beanie at Dale?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:11 am

Spiff wrote:

How long has he beanie at Dale?

dont wanna piss on your chips but what on earth is a beanie?

Spiff · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:29 am

Chip shop amateur.

Did they not do beanies down the town?

Spiff · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:35 am

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Spiff wrote:

Chip shop amateur.

Did they not do beanies down the town?

Like a Spam Fritter, but with a layer of Beans twixt the spam and the batter.

The beans were in the middle in Blackhall

Spiff · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:41 am

No need to get abusive to cover up your town's failings in the battered food industries.

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:52 am

Please dont curry on with these terrible puns!

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:55 am

Bollox

A fish pun thread and I missed it. banghead

Gutted.

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:01 pm

Too late to start Carping on about it now!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:11 pm

You know what he's like though....eel go on and on about it!!!! confised

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

This thread has no plaice on a football message board.

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:32 pm

Aaaw come on . . . . have you got no Sole??

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

I do and I am normally a dab hand at this sort of thing, although have to admit I am floundering a bit at the moment.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

For cods sake not this again

GroovyCrimes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:45 pm

Good thread lads,give yerselves a pattie on the back

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:45 pm

Yes well, what with missing this thread and the lack of transfers, I wont be happy till we we seal a newt ransfer deal.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

I know, the whitings on the wall for this thread.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

ADG wrote:

Yes well, what with missing this thread and the lack of transfers, I wont be happy till we we seal a newt ransfer deal.

I fear I started this fish pun off, my apologies it was not on porpoise

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:53 pm

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I fear I started this fish pun off, my apologies it was not on porpoise

welcome to the board you little tiddler :laugh:

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:53 pm

These are some of the worst fish related puns since we Had-dock Rock in '86!!

bbolt

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

ADG wrote:

Dugoutpaddy wrote:

I fear I started this fish pun off, my apologies it was not on porpoise

welcome to the board you little tiddler :laugh:

you should see our kid, he's minewt :laugh:

oldgitpoolie · **Joined:** Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:27 am **Posts:** 165

Judging by some peoples replies I think people are floundering a bit now

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 3:47 pm

You've changed your Tuna!

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

There are some on here deliberately pouting and putting forward the limpets of arguments.

WestParkPoolie · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:44 pm

For God's hake, shoally there are some on here who should just clam up...

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:46 pm

Dont get crabby

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:57 pm

It's alright. . . . he's just trying to flex his mussels.

Frodraff · **Posted:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:59 pm

You're all talking a load of pollocks!

SIMON RAMSDEN

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