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 Post subject: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:30 pm 
Did anyone see this from Friday's Yorkshire V Lancashire Twenty20 game;



I know they are winged rats but that one was unlucky, I mean it could have been flying anywhere in Leeds at that time!!


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:37 pm 
poor pigeon


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:41 pm 
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And the guy finds it funny, what a tosser. stpid


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:46 pm 
Mr Gaunt wrote:
And the guy finds it funny, what a tosser. stpid


I thinks its more the odds of it actually happening, in that way it's quite funny really I mean what are the odds? Obviously not for the pigeon, but seen as it's a pigeon I doubt it has a sense of humour anyway especially now it's dead. Plus he's a South African he probably used to throw corkies at the darkies at the bus stop for amusement.

I'll stop now I'm probably not helping.


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:48 pm 
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Tonight our Nelse was chasing a fledgling chick which was flying literally about three inches in front of his gnashing jaws!!!
It escaped through the fence- just!! I've no idea how it got away, it seemed a certainty he'd get it!!! If the fence wasn't in the way he deffo would have got it

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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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Would have been funnier if the pigeon had actually caught it
Howzat!

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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Mr Gaunt wrote:
And the guy finds it funny, what a tosser. stpid


I thinks its more the odds of it actually happening, in that way it's quite funny really I mean what are the odds? Obviously not for the pigeon, but seen as it's a pigeon I doubt it has a sense of humour anyway especially now it's dead.

I'll stop now I'm probably not helping.


But if it was a human though, say an elderly relative of yours, that was gliding through the air and had a ball kill it, would you be laughing?


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:52 pm 
i blame muttley and dick dastardly :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:53 pm 
Mr Gaunt wrote:
PJ_Poolie wrote:
Mr Gaunt wrote:
And the guy finds it funny, what a tosser. stpid


I thinks its more the odds of it actually happening, in that way it's quite funny really I mean what are the odds? Obviously not for the pigeon, but seen as it's a pigeon I doubt it has a sense of humour anyway especially now it's dead.

I'll stop now I'm probably not helping.


But if it was a human though, say an elderly relative of yours, that was gliding through the air and had a ball kill it, would you be laughing?


I would pay to see that.

Clay pensioner shooting.


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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I would pay to see that.

Clay pensioner shooting.


I am so very sickened. I am so sickened NOW! :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:24 am 
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well i found it funny :laugh:
i think i remember paul rifle doing it to a seagul about ten years ago too bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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well i found it funny :laugh:
i think i remember paul rifle doing it to a seagul about ten years ago too bbolt


well he would do with a name like that

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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Mr Gaunt wrote:
But if it was a human though, say an elderly relative of yours, that was gliding through the air and had a ball kill it, would you be laughing?


I would pay to see that.

Clay pensioner shooting.

rolfl rolfl rolfl

Sorry I'm a bit late, just catching up. :grin:

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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
I would pay to see that.

Clay pensioner shooting.


The pensioners might get their own back by doing a bit of clay twat shooting :-o

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 Post subject: Re: Murder!!
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The pigeon's mother told reporters "He loved going to cricket grounds. He expected to be killed by a flying ball one day but of all the games to get hit, it had to be a fookin T20 match".


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