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misterb2001
 Post subject: best football dream?
PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:21 am 
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had a dream last night. Was absolutely gutted when i woke up and found out it was a dream.

Dreamt i was going for my season ticket and chris turner was walking out of the offices. I shouted over to him 'when are we signing someone?' he came over and said 'im actually about to seal a deal now,why dont you come with me?' we went to a posh hotel (my dream version of the staincliffe?) and in walks an agent with none other than Adam johnson (gig rated boro winger). Anyway turner discusses the finer points of the deal. They shake hands and he signs. 'this will keep the fuckers on the message boards happy for a couple of days at least.

I was so excited i went to run down the stairs of the hotel to phone everyone and i tripped and fell.....and fell....... And fell,

when i woke up and realised, i nearly cried. Sadx

so anyway.... Whats your favourite football dream?

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Obafemi Obsession
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:44 am 
I once dreamt Kathy Lloyd was sucking me off in the bogs behind the Millhouse Terrace.
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I once dreamt Kathy Lloyd was sucking me off in the bogs behind the Millhouse Terrace.


I read that as Kathy Staff. *shudder* bbolt

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I dreamt we where in a league one playoff final 2-1 up and nine minutes to go... Then some cheating bastad fell over in the box and the fookin ref give what..yes you've guessed it a penalty.. and sent off our defender!!

Fookin hell why do my best football dreams always end up in a nightmare... Bastad (c) ADG

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Poolie of Kent
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Pierrepoint wrote:
I dreamt we where in a league one playoff final 2-1 up and nine minutes to go... Then some cheating bastad fell over in the box and the fookin ref give what..yes you've guessed it a penalty.. and sent off our defender!!

Fookin hell why do my best football dreams always end up in a nightmare... Bastad (c) ADG


Concurring fully!!! rage banghead banghead banghead
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BillinghamPoolie wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I once dreamt Kathy Lloyd was sucking me off in the bogs behind the Millhouse Terrace.


I read that as Kathy Staff. *shudder* bbolt


refyellow rolfl

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Warwick Hunt
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I once dreamt Kathy Lloyd was sucking me off in the bogs behind the Millhouse Terrace.


Hope you didn't miss any of the match for that.
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Antisocial wrote:
My football dreams fade and die..

Yes I am a West Ham fan. :wink:

Pierrepoint now you know why i don't post about football. refred refred
I was at the West Ham v Boro last game of the season had a cracking day out.

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Poolie of Kent wrote:
Pierrepoint wrote:
I dreamt we where in a league one playoff final 2-1 up and nine minutes to go... Then some cheating bastad fell over in the box and the fookin ref give what..yes you've guessed it a penalty.. and sent off our defender!!

Fookin hell why do my best football dreams always end up in a nightmare... Bastad (c) ADG


Concurring fully!!! rage banghead banghead banghead


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Poolie of Kent
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I was only agreeing with the point ADG was making: for me, that penalty decision ruined that play-off final as a spectacle.
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Spender
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Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I once dreamt Harold Lloyd was sucking me off in the bogs behind the Millhouse Terrace.


:shock: :shock: :shock:
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Poolie of Kent wrote:
I was only agreeing with the point ADG was making: for me, that penalty decision ruined that play-off final as a spectacle.


:shock: :shock:

But I never said that.

You stalking me POK? :uhoh:

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