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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Does anyone really believe that the Mother of Jesus Christ was impregnated by God in the form of a ghost?

or had she been slapping about and this was the best she could come up with ?

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:40 pm

Your going to hell young man :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:43 pm

Strapped to a wheel of eternal fire !! Everlasting pain and torture!!
Anyway that's enough about what it's like being a darlo fan, what's Santa bringing you all then?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:45 pm

There were witnesses.

I mean the story is narrated, so someone must have seen it to be able to tell it, right?

( stupid )

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 2:47 pm

I hope Santa brings me Rachel Stevens for Christmas

Yummy :grin:

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 6:21 pm

richard head wrote:

There were witnesses

Jehovah's Witnesses perhaps confised

poolpower · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:35 pm

Mr "I" will have a special friend waiting for him

she will be stood at the gates of hell shouting Mr "I" COME ON DOWN

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:37 pm

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

poolpower wrote:

Mr "I" will have a special friend waiting for him

she will be stood at the gates of hell shouting Mr "I" COME ON DOWN

Mr PP, I have no doubt. I did some things many years ago in the name of defending our country that reserved my place in hell. I expect Gertie to be waiting there for me too.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:59 am

any bible, not just the Christian one. That's me getting a fatwa then

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Sun Dec 24, 2006 11:46 am

parmopooly wrote:

any bible, not just the Christian one. That's me getting a fatwa then

you going to china to?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:03 pm

I've been to the Chinese a few times, does that count?

Moriarty · **Posted:** Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:22 pm

I was born near the Orient. Does that count?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22568

Sometimes it I'm squinting I find myself peking. Does that count?

poolpower · **Posted:** Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:27 pm

you use far too much cream for a european

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