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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:17 am 
Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the Circus. Made to sit right in the front row by his Auntie, and on come the Clowns.
Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says....
“Are you the front end of an Ass?”
“No” says Johnny.
“Are you the back end of an Ass”
“No” he replies.
“Then I declare that you are no-end of an Ass” says the Clown triumphantly.
Little johnny runs straight home in tears. His Mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the Circus the next day, only this time with Uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartie....
“Watch your Uncle and learn” says Mum.

Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with Uncle Jim master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
Enter the Clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartie).
“Are you the front end of an Ass”???? they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
“No”!!!!!
“Are you the back end of an Ass”????
“No”!!!! says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
“Then I declare that you are no end of an Ass”!!!!
But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie, quick as a flash said....

'Feck-off you red nosed, big shoed 'lovely lovely person''!!!!

:grin: :laugh: :grin:
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parmopooly
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 9:02 am 
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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:46 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the Circus. Made to sit right in the front row by his Auntie, and on come the Clowns.
Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says....
“Are you the front end of an Ass?”
“No” says Johnny.
“Are you the back end of an Ass”
“No” he replies.
“Then I declare that you are no-end of an Ass” says the Clown triumphantly.
Little johnny runs straight home in tears. His Mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the Circus the next day, only this time with Uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartie....
“Watch your Uncle and learn” says Mum.

Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with Uncle Jim master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
Enter the Clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartie).
“Are you the front end of an Ass”???? they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
“No”!!!!!
“Are you the back end of an Ass”????
“No”!!!! says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie.
“Then I declare that you are no end of an Ass”!!!!
But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie, quick as a flash said....

'Feck-off you red nosed, big shoed c***'!!!!

:grin: :laugh: :grin:


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WestParkPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:59 pm 
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Still waiting for the punchline... confised :razz: bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:53 pm 
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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:18 pm 
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 6:36 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 8:52 pm 
Grave wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss


rolfl rolfl clappp rolfl rolfl
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 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 12:35 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:
You are working with the slow developers class don't forget, so even a response is something. :wink:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:07 pm 
Grave wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss


Fuck-You then!!!! :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:08 pm 
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Neil, your jokes are shit. Nearly as bad as my rants :laugh:

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:09 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
Grave wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss


rolfl rolfl clappp rolfl rolfl


And what are you laughing at???? sctatchinghead

Mr.OO....the most boring Poster in Message Board history!!!! :roll: :roll:

Had many wanks lately???? :roll:

Sad Kunt!!!! :evil:


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:10 pm 
The Lightning Tree wrote:
Neil, your jokes are shiit. Nearly as bad as my rants :laugh:


And you can Fuck-Off aswell!!!! :evil: :evil:


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The Lightning Tree
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:27 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
Grave wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss


f***-You then!!!! :evil: :evil:


Sorry, but I did mean well!

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Obafemi Obsession
 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 2:13 pm 
MutleyRules wrote:
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
Well me and Mr.Grave liked it....yeh red nosed big shoed kunts!!!! :evil: :evil:


I thought it was a bit shiit like to be totally honest but I felt sorry for you making the effort to post a joke only for people to take the piss


And what are you laughing at???? sctatchinghead

Mr.OO....the most boring Poster in Message Board history!!!! :roll: :roll:

Had many wanks lately???? :roll:

Sad Kunt!!!! :evil:


And what's wrong with wanking like? sctatchinghead
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 Post subject: Re: Clown!!!!
PostPosted: Fri May 29, 2009 6:53 pm 
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