I don't know a single airline pilot, I also don't know ANYONE who knows an airline pilot.
There are literally THOUSANDS of flights every single day and yet no-one (at least no-one that I know) knows an airline pilot.
Do they actually exist, if they do where do they all live, is there a special town just for airline pilots, I find the whole thing very strange.
I know taxi drivers and bus drivers, I used to know a train driver, I even know a submariner but I don't know a single airline pilot, why don't I, DO any of you ?

Yes I'm very bored, by the way.

I knew an EX airline pilot once

Had retired & bought himself a double glazing company

the only one i have heard admitting to be one was that tory t*** Tebbit
till he inherited his fathers bike and got a propper job

See what I mean, 'an EX airline pilot' I bet you didn't know him when he WAS an airline pilot !!!!!!

My dads uncle used to be a helicopter pilot does that count.

A mate of my mrs has a brother who lives in Los Angeles and he is an airline pilot, i met him in the summer so i know one

I've met one once at a wedding and I know one who lives in Fort Worth. I used to go out with his sister in law but now I hate her. I dunno who the first one flies for but the American one flies for Continental between Philadelphia and Houston most of the time.

If it's any consolation they were both boring soulless twats.

i know a gay air steward if that counts hes a nice chap, a dead lookalike for that gay silly boy with the beard on airline. i also know a pilot who trains people to fly them rickety 2-4 seater small planes which are non draught proof, i had the chance to go up in one a few yrs back for a test ride with a mate it was like a wind tunnel inside. in fact i'd go as far to say it would of been more at home in heartbeat


pilots? they like brain surgeons i guess you hardly ever hear about them

I once heard a hit single by Pilot

I don't know a Pilot either!!!!

Plus I don't know anyone who makes Bikes and there's thousands of bikes!!!!

Oh no, now I have to ask all the folk I know if they know anyone who makes bikes, gawd there are millions and millions of bikes aren't there

PoolieNottingham might know someone!!!!

Isn't Raleigh based in Nottingham????

Probably isn't now though!!!!

Its still there although the main factories are now a mixture of 'executive apartments' and a University campus.

And what about people who make ball point pens and disposable lighters?

And what about beer mats?

Aye, that was in January!

there are 9 million bicycles in Bejing alone

So said Katie Melua

Katie Melua.....

I would!!

I've got a mate who flat shares with a long-haul pilot!