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 Post subject: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:30 pm 
I know this seems proper boastful and that, but I'm still so excited I thunk I'd share it with you's! :uhoh:

Anyways last night in the Cleveland league cup, we [bottom of Div E :uhoh: ] were playing a div B sie and I gets me chance to bowl.
First 2 overs steady and unspectacular - had one drop...
3rd over dot,1,dot then I bowls this chap out, next ball leggy caught at short leg!
hat trick ball......I decided to bowl it full and straight and a bit quicker - big heave middle stump out!!!

couldn't believe it!!!!

in the 4th over I got 2 more - 5 wickets in 9 balls! - the 5th being a great stumping by our wickie off another leg break that they just weren't picking!


5-13 off 4 overs!
easily my best sporting achievement!


so whats your best sporting achievements?!


























PS
sorry for boasting about it like!! rolf


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:36 pm 
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I once scored 100 runs in ten minutes. :grin:

Did I just say that. Dyslexia.

I meant to say I once scored ten runs in 100 minutes.

Infact I think I did it more than once. :uhoh: :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:37 pm 
oh yeah, I got a duck.............. :uhoh: banghead


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:38 pm 
That sounds a bit spectacular, Salty.
Can I have your autograph, before you get famous and snooty? :coool: :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:40 pm 
no, I'm already famous + snooty :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:43 pm 
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Salty wrote:
I know this seems proper boastful and that, but I'm still so excited I thunk I'd share it with you's! :uhoh:

Anyways last night in the Cleveland league cup, we [bottom of Div E :uhoh: ] were playing a div B sie and I gets me chance to bowl.
First 2 overs steady and unspectacular - had one drop...
3rd over dot,1,dot then I bowls this chap out, next ball leggy caught at short leg!
hat trick ball......I decided to bowl it full and straight and a bit quicker - big heave middle stump out!!!

couldn't believe it!!!!

in the 4th over I got 2 more - 5 wickets in 9 balls! - the 5th being a great stumping by our wickie off another leg break that they just weren't picking!


5-13 off 4 overs!
easily my best sporting achievement!


so whats your best sporting achievements?!



PS
sorry for boasting about it like!! rolf


BUT HOW MANY GOALS DID YOU SCORE?

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 1:56 pm 
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i scored a goal in the first 11 secs of a sunday league game before. Just chased the ball from kickoff the defender booted it off me and was rolling slowly back to the keeper. As the keeper put his hands on it i kicked it into the back of the net... A blatant foul as he clearly had both hands on it but the ref allowed it for some reason.... He got a yellow card for his rant and i was a hero.....

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:15 pm 
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I once made the headlines on the back page of the Footy Mail.

AND THEY ONLY MANAGED TO SPELL MY FOOKIN' NAME WRONG INNIT!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 2:59 pm 
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iv'e took 4-9 in 4 overs :razz:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:03 pm 
I once took 7-35 in a cup final and won the NYSD Premier Division bowling award in 1998. But I never got a hat-trick so well done Salty! :evil: :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 3:14 pm 
ElvisAintDead wrote:
Yes you did OO..bowling pies!!


Bastid :evil: :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 6:57 pm 
Obafemi Obsession wrote:
I once took 7-35 in a cup final and won the NYSD Premier Division bowling award in 1998. But I never got a hat-trick so well done Salty! :evil: :grin:


thanks


them's good figures OO, NYSD too!
you obviously play/played at a reasonable level!! :grin:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:05 am 
Salty wrote:
I know this seems proper boastful and that, but I'm still so excited I thunk I'd share it with you's! :uhoh:

Anyways last night in the Cleveland league cup, we [bottom of Div E :uhoh: ] were playing a div B sie and I gets me chance to bowl.
First 2 overs steady and unspectacular - had one drop...
3rd over dot,1,dot then I bowls this chap out, next ball leggy caught at short leg!
hat trick ball......I decided to bowl it full and straight and a bit quicker - big heave middle stump out!!!

couldn't believe it!!!!

in the 4th over I got 2 more - 5 wickets in 9 balls! - the 5th being a great stumping by our wickie off another leg break that they just weren't picking!


5-13 off 4 overs!
easily my best sporting achievement!


so whats your best sporting achievements?!


























PS
sorry for boasting about it like!! rolf


I haven't got a clue what you're on about....but it sounds like you did well....so well done!!!! clappp clappp

confised

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 12:14 am 
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Give'em hell Salty and I hope you pass the drugs test. None of those doctored fruit juices now, they'll spot the 100mph balls every time.

Wish mine were as fast these days,

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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:20 am 
I cant bowl fast especially with this belly, leg spin my dear Frod :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:28 am 
Slow bowling is always best! :grin:


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PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:32 am 
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 Post subject: Re: I took a Hat Trick last night!!
PostPosted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:34 am 
Oh hello.


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