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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:15 pm 
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Can anyone recommend good foods to enable optimum farting?

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 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:32 pm 
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I take it you've tried the usual: beans, curry...

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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:33 pm 
sprouts,cabbage
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Jonny
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:48 pm 
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large qantity of grease or fat, start up with a fry up fish n chips for lunch then summet else along then lines later on and your saving on central heatying bills right there :grin:
Bean omlettes are supposed to be the way to generate farts
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threepintwonder
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:54 pm 
sorry to bring this up but should'nt you be thinking about the damage you will be doing to the ozone layer,i mean all this farting is causing global warming it's been proven that cows farting has damaged the ozone :laugh:
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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Farting
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Bluetooth wrote:
large qantity of grease or fat, start up with a fry up fish n chips for lunch then summet else along then lines later on and your saving on central heatying bills right there :grin:
Bean omlettes are supposed to be the way to generate farts


You sound like an expert!

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 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:39 pm 
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Try the European Song Contest thread, there's a few major farts on there.

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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 9:57 pm 
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This thread has reminded me about one of the funniest youtube videos I have ever seen......


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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Wed May 13, 2009 10:45 pm 
I thought it was quite shite....







at first....





but then I started to chuckle....





and then laugh out loud!!!! clappp

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Farting
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MutleyRules wrote:
I thought it was quite shite....







at first....





but then I started to chuckle....





and then laugh out loud!!!! clappp

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Aye it grows on you. Once you start laughing. you cant stop. Quite well done in my opinion.

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Frodraff
 Post subject: Re: Farting
PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 12:04 am 
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Yeah, a scouse accent there. It always guarantees there's a fart with attitude about.

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PostPosted: Thu May 14, 2009 9:36 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Farting
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i always find a big mac meal is the way to go if you want boffs that make you cough. Add a few pints of cider in there and allow to brew overnight... The result? Guaranteed disgustingness!

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