i was listening to it on five but have now tuned into radio borer to listen to his reaction

Whose he?

I'm gutted only one of them lost.

I've been listening to the last half hour - ha ha ha.....

The dirty mags always get out of it though

The biggest damn bounder going!

Just wait until Tree see's you're posting pictures of him.

Brownlee will be inconsolable, his cocoa and Jaffa cakes lying uneaten on his borer plate and mug, lying in bed tonight, sobbing into his tear soaked duvet as the colours run red from his boro duvet cover, pillow case and jim jams, there'll be a small rainbow over the edgae of his bed.... his much quoted ...'the boro are an established Premiersip side' now a mere historical throw away line...........

So I suppose now we're going to hear Brownlee droning on about Boro's promotion prospects for the next 12 months. You can't win can you. "We welcome Hartlepool's new manager Ian Holloway. Tell me Ian, what do you think of Middlesborer's rise from 20th to 18th in the table in the space of just seven short weeks".

As we speak, the players will be scouring their lockers for their life jackets and phoning their agents, while asking for directions to the lifeboats.