If Darlo played...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

... the borers in the FA Cup, who would you want to win?

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:05 pm

borer.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:06 pm

I'd hope the world ended before kick off.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:08 pm

darlo

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

YUP, Loids to win.... just for Browlee's reaction.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:45 pm

Yeah I think I'll change my mind. Loids to win.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Yeah I think I'll change my mind. Loids to win.

Ever considered a career in politics ...? :laugh:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:49 pm

yes let them win so we can get them in a later round and thump them again at the stadio de lamp :laugh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 3:49 pm

Snowy wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Yeah I think I'll change my mind. Loids to win.

Ever considered a career in politics ...? :laugh:

Yes and no. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

I think their days are as limted as an iceberg in the Carribean, this does come under fiction.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 4:26 pm

Loids about 10-0.

Brownlee would explode, parmo and bullshit everywhere.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 4:28 pm

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Loids about 10-0.

Brownlee would explode, parmo and bullshit everywhere.

whats poor parmo got to do with this?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

I actually think he's the reason I hate the borers, the one thing that he says that gets me going, is when he describes them as an .... established Preiership side. taz

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 4:35 pm

Snowy wrote:

I actually think he's the reason I hate the borers, the one thing that he says that gets me going, is when he describes them as an .... established Preiership side. taz

If I was offering him some advice I'd suggest he got as much mileage as possible out of that phrase in coming weeks. It's redundant by the end of the month.

Mind if I was offering Alistair Brownlee advice I'd tell him to test what impact doing a 'running bomb' off the top of the transporter bridge has on the human body.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

PJ_Poolie wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I actually think he's the reason I hate the borers, the one thing that he says that gets me going, is when he describes them as an .... established Preiership side. taz

If I was offering him some advice I'd suggest he got as much mileage as possible out of that phrase in coming weeks. It's redundant by the end of the month.

Mind if I was offering Alistair Brownlee advice I'd tell him to test what impact doing a 'running bomb' off the top of the transporter bridge has on the human body.

... at low tide.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

At last after 8 years of searching I have found a common link with you bozo's. A hatred of that clown Brownlee.

We played them in pre season, got gubbed 5-0, but there was not one Darlo first teamer playing. That fooking retard was commentating wasn't he and taking it all seriously. He was literally cumming in his duds at how Boro were overunning us...."Aaaaaan its Maaaagic! Magic Johnson! What a goal! Magic Johnson! Maaaagic!"

Gods sake welcome to the board.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 4:39 pm

i hope they go down,i want to see brownlee cry and i want to see them stay down for a few years,i want to see them on the telly with loads of empty seats,i want gibson to pull the rug from under them,there was rumours on other boards that if they go down they would go into admin hopefully it's true

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

I love how he flits from station to station of whoever's covering the borers and takes over the fookin show. Kick the the little people out (Pools and Darlo) and go 100% borer. taz

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

ElvisAintDead wrote:

Quakerz wrote:

At last after 8 years of searching I have found a common link with you bozo's. A hatred of that clown Brownlee.

We played them in pre season, got gubbed 5-0, but there was not one Darlo first teamer playing. That fooking retard was commentating wasn't he and taking it all seriously. He was literally cumming in his duds at how Boro were overunning us...."Aaaaaan its Maaaagic! Magic Johnson! What a goal! Magic Johnson! Maaaagic!"

Gods sake welcome to the board.

Yup..same game as the "LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK YOUNG!! YOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTY!!"

What a gonzo that man is.

God I hate the damned bounder. More than I hate Pools, and thats a fact.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 4:51 pm

it can't be a fact a FACT has to be in capitals before it is a FACT

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Ah but I use special Quakerz facts for everything.

TeessideQuaker · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 8:43 pm

Brownlee is one dull, annoying fat mother fucker. I'd love to shoot the fat 'lovely lovely person' in the head with a Uzi from point blank range!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

How long has he been around? I wrote an article about him in the Bizz years ago and he was as irritating as f**k then, must have been over 10 years ago at least.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 9:41 pm

the only good thing if i can say that is he has'nt got slavin with him

chessington · **Posted:** Fri May 08, 2009 10:06 pm

Snowy wrote:

How long has he been around? I wrote an article about him in the Bizz years ago and he was as irritating as f**k then, must have been over 10 years ago at least.

Longer than that Snowy, I am sure I remember him from the days when they were in Div 3 in the 80's.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 1:36 am

The question's a no-brainer isn't it.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:05 am

He is probably the most annoying silly boy I have EVER heard on the radio. I remember listening to his orgasmic commentary of the darlo reserves drubbing and prayed at the time for a boro relegation.

I gather that gibsons wife is thinking of divorcing him - that could mean interesting times ahead for boro. Hope the feckers rot. In fact I would rather see them collapse than darlo

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:07 am

TeessideQuaker wrote:

Brownlee is one dull, annoying fat mother f***. I'd love to shoot the fat c*** in the head with a Uzi from point blank range!

thats how we feel about you at work!!!

TeessideQuaker · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:10 am

Oh I forgot, I remember a comment at work when Boro did that "Super" comeback in the Uefa Cup, whereby you told John and Dave that you now consider Boro you're third or fourth team.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:14 am

TeessideQuaker wrote:

Oh I forgot, I remember a comment at work when Boro did that "Super" comeback in the Uefa Cup, whereby you told John and Dave that you now consider Boro you're third or fourth team.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:19 am

TeessideQuaker wrote:

Oh I forgot, I remember a comment at work when Boro did that "Super" comeback in the Uefa Cup, whereby you told John and Dave that you now consider Boro you're third or fourth team.

there is friendly banter and then there is downright lies :roll:

TeessideQuaker · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:22 am

So both Dave and John were lying then? violin

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:29 am

TeessideQuaker wrote:

So both Dave and John were lying then? violin

Well John is the 'puppet master' isn't he...

What was actually said was if i were to put the North East teams in order of how much i 'liked' them it would be

Pools
Sunderland
Boro
Newcastle
Darlo

and John turned round and said "so Boro are you 3rd favourite team, to which i replied, "Don't be so fucking stupid"

Not like you Matt to twist things, i'm shocked :shock:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

god how many teams do you support mr b!

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6476

Mr B is that Sun bloke who is on football Am before and after all the adverts :shock:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 9:37 am

Yubep wrote:

god how many teams do you support mr b!

only Pools

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37549

misterb2001 wrote:

TeessideQuaker wrote:

So both Dave and John were lying then? violin

Well John is the 'puppet master' isn't he...

What was actually said was if i were to put the North East teams in order of how much i 'liked' them it would be

Pools
Sunderland
Boro
Newcastle
Darlo

and John turned round and said "so Boro are you 3rd favourite team, to which i replied, "Don't be so f*** stupid"

Not like you Matt to twist things, i'm shocked :shock:

You should have answered...

Pools
Pools
Pools
Pools
Pools ............... it's as simple as that. :roll:

TeessideQuaker · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 4:19 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

TeessideQuaker wrote:

So both Dave and John were lying then? violin

Well John is the 'puppet master' isn't he...

What was actually said was if i were to put the North East teams in order of how much i 'liked' them it would be

Pools
Sunderland
Boro
Newcastle
Darlo

and John turned round and said "so Boro are you 3rd favourite team, to which i replied, "Don't be so f*** stupid"

Not like you Matt to twist things, i'm shocked :shock:

I was going to say Boro can't be your third favourite club, as obviously Hartlepool, Celtic, QoS and Man United would be above them.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 4:22 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Yubep wrote:

god how many teams do you support mr b!

only Pools

And Man Ure, and possibly Chelsea if they win the league again and Blackburn if they win the league again and the Bore if they finish in the top six and maybe Man City if they qualify for the European Cup and Newcastle if they get relegated and win the league

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat May 09, 2009 4:25 pm

TalbotAvenger wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

Yubep wrote:

god how many teams do you support mr b!

only Pools

And Man Ure, and possibly Chelsea if they win the league again and Blackburn if they win the league again and the Bore if they finish in the top six and maybe Man City if they qualify for the European Cup and Newcastle if the get relegated and win the league

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