he keeps on saying how hes got plenty of targets planed but hes not even hear full time yet is he? him talking like this makes me think he already knows hes got the job . and who do you think these targets are???

how do you know he's got bad hearing

When you were at school, did you play truant for every English lesson or just most of them ....?

It is probably a presumption Poolie 95 has made given that Ct is still at the club despite loads of people telling him to do one!

That may be a touch harsh snowy. he may be called Poolie 95 because he was born in 95 so he may still be at school.

thats rite mate thanks

Is it a 'special' school?

ALSO WHAT I MENT WAS THAT HE IS NOT OUR FULL TIME MANAGER AS HE IS STILL OUR DIRECTER OF SPORT ISNT HE?

If you listened carefully you could have heard the announcer wishing Poolie 95 a happy 14th birthday at half time during the Leeds game.
No need for capitals mate,we can read ordinary letters on here

No,its in Billingham

Is English your first language... ? translates as....is ingerlish yor ferst langwij.

He makes a good point and asks a question, why get on at him?

because thats the Bunker way?

Because we've all known for weeks he's got the job ... and he writes in semi textese.

Serious point hear ( )

Kids can't fooking spell anymore because of things like text messages, msn, facebook and the like. Pigeon English has almost become acceptable in everyday life, it's how young people communicate these days.

This bastardisation of the English language should be eradicated, if you can't be arsed to spell properly you should be charged double for your text. They'd soon learn to spell and ditch the likes of 'thanx' and 'b4' then!!

Surely we cannot tell a 14 year old to 'f*** *ff' in the usual bunker way though.

It will be nice for me to have someone on here with my level of intellect!

Stop being a miserable old fart PJ - Language has always developed and changed, Shakespeare used to make up words.....

welcum 2 2k9 m8

LOL LMFAO

My biggest problem is that I actually find quicker and easier when texting to USE PROPER WORDS, radical I know.

Textese is one step above cave paintings. The English language like most other languages are beautiful things, let's not sink down to the lowest common denominator in the name of laziness eh. is our language to be reduced to this level all because the designers of mobile phones got it wrong.

God what an ignorent boring old fecking fart you are.

If it wasn't about in 'your time' you just don't like it do you.

Well I won't bore you any more then, .......... ironic that that you couldn't actually spell 'ignorant' eh?

does it really really matter?

I can spell FUCK OFF!

I think i'll pop down the library tomorrow and see the old man in the flat cap and walking stick... shaking fist and shouting "it wasn't like this in my day"

I'll say hello to you snowy.

finished...?

I agree.

But i don't think it's fair to pick on a 14 year old lad 'cos his spelling of a few words was a bit off.

It's just smart arse like and it's no wonder people think this board has a up it's own arse attitude by some.

Granted hammer him if he talks shit or is POK

I'm sure you'll get the chance one day, ...... but not in the library. I'm like death and taxes, everyone bumps into me eventually... and I'll say hello back.... then drive over you with my 4x4 mobility scooter.

Fail.

I didn't want to appear elitist by having no mistakes, thought I'd blend in.

That would explain it then. Maybe you could show the lad what the right level of mistakes to have in his post is so he can not be elite but at the same time not have a topic turned into a ripping apart of him? I apologise in advance for any spelling mistakes ive got in there anywhere

Well for a start, I didn't know the lad was 14, but to be frank, I wouldn't have bothered with a reply. I assumed it was another adult with a piss poor sense of English. The piss take I made was hardly assault with a deadly pen and fairly mild by some of the stuff on here. It appears that if you come on here and use every swear word known to man, criticise their parentage and use any other really grossly offensive insult ...it's OK. However, if you use more than one syllable in your posts and express the astonishingly offensive concept that that you don't particularly like 'textese' you are a threat to society as we know it.
I left out the word 'civilised' before 'society' as that may imply a need for the spelling to be correct.

For the 50th time.

Language evolves, it's true. But evolution is a slow process and words have to pass the test of time. No doubt there was some expression in Dickens's day equivalent to "the dog's bollocks", something like "gadzooks I say, what a spiffer", that died the death, as most of the stuff you hear these days will before too long (notice how quaint " 'ellish" sounds nowadays?).
One or two expressions will be prove to be really useful additions to the language and will be kept.

Text speak will not be kept because it will be overtaken by technology. In fact with the smart typing capabilities of moderrn phones I'm surprised anyone still uses it. They probably see the word spelt correctly and think it's the wrong word.

So how about everyone start not using it right now.

Mutley repost that football AM thing, that illiterate dancing Mancunian pisstake.

Yep, that one!

Stoppit Mutt I can't take any more!