On the box yesterday, a woman had called in a badger expert because they had wrecked her lawn totally in a fairly large garden. it looked like the Somme circa 1916. The expert said they were after worms and if she spread peanuts or made peanut butter sarnies and spread them on her lawn every night they will probably leave it alone. So it's reached the stage were you have to pay protection peanuts to them or they'll come round and wreck your garden ..... blast em I say.

Have you seen the size of those bastads ((c)ADG) ???

There was a dead one by the side of the road at Glastonbury, it was like a medium sized bear.

That was Dibble actually.

Does he spread TB as well

Nah, he keeps his 'Toasted Buns' and filling, strictly to himself.

Just one thing about the interview, the 'expert' was said to have a degree in the subject and was an expert on Badgers ..... so was the 'degree' awarded by the National Badger Council', were distinguished Badger academics oversee the degree course ?

It will have been a Badgerlor of Arts Degree, of course

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The acid must have been pretty strong that year.