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 Post subject: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:21 am 
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Has anyone ate it had some last night not to bad but no substitute for meat. The free-range communists and fair trade hippies can keep it for all i care

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:25 am 
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It's made from lentil munchers old designer Jesus sandals marinated in yoghurt and sold to the gullible.

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:32 am 
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Quorn is not fit to give to a dog. What does your Skye think Mutt?

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:39 am 
I used to eat it but like you said it doesn't have much flavour. It tastes of whatever you put with it.

It keeps Mr Parmo in a job like..... :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:41 am 
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its not bad but its very soft

i heard its made of apple core and chinese newspapers

(pinched from simpsons)

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:43 am 
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Spender wrote:
I used to eat it but like you said it doesn't have much flavour. It tastes of whatever you put with it.

It keeps Mr Parmo in a job like..... :laugh:
don't tell me he's Quorn donor .... :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:42 pm 
Yubep wrote:
its not bad but its very soft

i heard its made of apple core and chinese newspapers

(pinched from simpsons)


If you want to know how it's made, ask Mr Parmo. He once posted the most revolting account of Quorn manufacture you could ever hope to read. Like a video nasty, it was.


Ugh, I feel sick just thinking about it :evil:


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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:01 pm 
Quorn has always puzzled me, if you like the taste of meat just eat fooking meat!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:31 pm 
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it's nothing to do with us any more - not for about the past 10 years. It's manufactured in a chemical plant using a monoseptic fermentation process. It utilises the same technology as any pharmacuetical production process, except the product is edible.

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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:11 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
It utilises the same technology as any pharmacuetical production process, except the product is edible.


My point exactly!!


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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:12 pm 
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Montpoolier wrote:
Quorn is not fit to give to a dog. What does your Skye think Mutt?


He has more sense than to try & give me that shite,even with cooking oil poured on it.


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 Post subject: Re: Quorn Mince
PostPosted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:15 pm 
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the name alone is enough to put anyone off surely? id rather become a pure canivore than eat that stuff


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