Eric Morecambe was...

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

... on the box last night, some autobiography on the box. I just happened to mention he'd been dead a few years now when she said...."he was good him, but it shows what rubbish Ernis Wise was, you never hear of him now"...."he's ....dead too" I replied. ......"that's nice " she said :roll:

I get the distinct impression we aint communicating... :roll:

poolpower · **Posted:** Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:39 pm

she is obviously on a higher level than you Mr Snowman

you married above your station

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

poolpower wrote:

she is obviously on a higher level than you Mr Snowman

you married above your station

Funny thing is .... I don't recall getting married, even though we did, or so I'm told..... confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:35 pm

Body Snatchers.................they're everywhere. Don't anybody scream at me in the street either..............

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22566

Ernie Wise is dead :shock:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

I remember taking the dog for a walk ( Prince, a black Bob body double) one Saturday morning, happily walking along...then a whiff of chloroform, it all went black and I woke up as a voice was shouting ..." are you gonna stay in bed all day."...? LIFE OVER :evil:

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:07 am

snowy prefers the company of men!! :wink:

[who doesn't???KEV????????!!]

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:23 am

Snowy wrote:

I remember taking the dog for a walk ( Prince, a black Bob body double)

I bet it was to the vets for a lethal injection!!!! :evil:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

MutleyRules wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I remember taking the dog for a walk ( Prince, a black Bob body double)

I bet it was to the vets for a lethal injection!!!! :evil:

nah, he was like Hardy kreuger in that film, 'The one that Got Away' ..... :laugh:

and that was only because he was wise enough not too bite me :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

Salty wrote:

snowy prefers the company of men!! :wink:

[who doesn't???KEV????????!!]

Well if I did, this board would be a waste of time rolfl

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr Snowy, I thought you met your lass at that Adventure playground which Bresslaw's talking about. Sorry for talking out of turn on the wrong thread?

AFRAID NOT ...... we were destined by fate to be the perfect couple, but you'll do for now .... she said. confised

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 7:21 pm

Mr I wrote:

Ernie Wise is dead :shock:

If he ain't they buried him alive

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:43 pm

Snowy wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Mr Snowy, I thought you met your lass at that Adventure playground which Bresslaw's talking about. Sorry for talking out of turn on the wrong thread?

AFRAID NOT ...... we were destined by fate to be the perfect couple, but you'll do for now .... she said. confised

come in number one your time is up clappp

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

Women eh...? Can't live with them ... end of! :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:57 am

nah, can't live with them, not allowed to kill them.......

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:57 am

unless you're from Ipswich

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

I saw the sun rise over Felixstowe once as we docked, a pleasant May morning, the golden rays of the sun dappling the gentle waves with golden highlights ....god it was depressing :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36375

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Snowy wrote:

I saw the sun rise over Felixstowe once as we docked, a pleasant May morning, the golden rays of the sun dappling the gentle waves with golden highlights ....god it was depressing :roll:

More depressing than Maryport? :shock:

Went there twice this year..... the arsehole of the world and that sad little high street down to the docks must be the most godforsaken example of the retail revolution known to man ...mind you the bakers did a decent sarnie so it wasn't all bad.

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