Is foooking shite.
Its freezing cold and there's phuq all to do.
We have the town hall theatre and the borough hall and what for and when do they ever get used or get something decent on The odd dance competition or boxing match!!

The town has no decent shops, its main attractions fast food restuaraunts, and supermarkets where people walk aimlessly looking at nothing in particular just keeping warm because their fuel bills are too high to put the heating on.

The town is also a refuge of drugs and alchohol again the main attraction being cheap supermarket booze and heroin addicts.
The Marina is filthy, litter strewn, vomit and rat infestation.

Seaton is no better and is a disgrace for a a supposedly tourist attraction. Rows of neglected arcades with the odd rattle of the tuppence machine paying out to some fortunate soul who puts their winning straight back in.

We also have a Mayor who couldnt give a foook while he sits on his arse pocketing his 60k plus a year while we the taxpayer suffer with the shite facilities the town has to offer.

End of Rant

sounds like Redcar that!

Yeovil does have loads of pubs, one of my all time fav pubs is the Hole In The Wall, it serves cherry vodka which is lush, or if you want to drink the local tipple try the scrumpy with vimto.

It does only have one nightclub and that is schite called Le Jardin or something like that.

It could be worse you could live in Doylinton.