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 Post subject: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:41 pm 
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If you were the victim of a robbery, and your house had been ransacked, but you managed to get good descriptions of the perpertators, and you also had a good description of the van, and also had the registration number, but the police took no action, and closed the case.

Would you be prepared to take the law into your own hands if you had an idea of where the van might be housed? I mean, its only justice, surely?

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:47 pm 
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Burning the bobby shop down would be a good start.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:29 pm 
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wait till they go out and break into their house :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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The law is crazy. If you knew where they lived, went round and killed them, it would be you that gets into trouble.


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:39 pm 
Warwick Hunt wrote:
The law is crazy. If you knew where they lived, went round and killed them, it would be you that gets into trouble.


I understand the sentiment, but to be fair you would have just committed murder, which does tend to get people into a spot of bother from time to time.


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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What if you knew they were pikey's and didnt live by the laws of the land?

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:52 pm 
I wouldn't do anything that compromised my own freedom or my families safety. People like that will eventually get what's coming to them.

Why should anyone risk doing time for such vermin, are they really worth it?


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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Thats what I told my.......errrrrr......friend. Good answer PJ.

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 7:34 pm 
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE



HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T

MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed

when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in

the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom

window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but

saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your

house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that

all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his

door and an officer would be along when available. George

said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the

police again.



'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because

there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you

don't have to worry about them now because I've just

shot them.' Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response

Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'

residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you

said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody

available!'



I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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ADG wrote:
What if you knew they were pikey's and didnt live by the laws of the land?



I'd set fire to their caravan at 3am......


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 8:21 pm 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Warwick Hunt wrote:
The law is crazy. If you knew where they lived, went round and killed them, it would be you that gets into trouble.


I understand the sentiment, but to be fair you would have just committed murder, which does tend to get people into a spot of bother from time to time.


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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two years ago I probably would have answered in the same vain, but now to be honest, there are so many tw*Ts and B**tard* that get get away with not just dodging around the laws of the land, but also moral responsibility, just so they can make a buck or get one over on the system so they don't pay a buck.... If F**king society is about liked minded people living together in a civilised way, with respect for each other, then when ba**Ards like this surface the " cvilised society" should give first a warning shot, and then if they don't heed that remove the very laws, that protect people within that society and make them "fair game", hit the ba**ARds where it hurts, by killing the not nice people!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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Mister Ed wrote:
two years ago I probably would have answered in the same vain, but now to be honest, there are so many tw*Ts and B**tard* that get get away with not just dodging around the laws of the land, but also moral responsibility, just so they can make a buck or get one over on the system so they don't pay a buck.... If F**king society is about liked minded people living together in a civilised way, with respect for each other, then when ba**Ards like this surface the " cvilised society" should give first a warning shot, and then if they don't heed that remove the very laws, that protect people within that society and make them "fair game", hit the ba**ARds where it hurts, by killing the c***!!!!!


and within that I include, rapists, murders, child molesters, bankers, absent parent dodgers, dog foulers, litter@ers, anti social behaviour, social payment scammers, estate agents, ect,.......

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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Mr I wrote:
ADG wrote:
What if you knew they were pikey's and didnt live by the laws of the land?



I'd set fire to their caravan at 3am......


I like it. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 9:43 pm 
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Mister Ed wrote:
Mister Ed wrote:
two years ago I probably would have answered in the same vain, but now to be honest, there are so many tw*Ts and B**tard* that get get away with not just dodging around the laws of the land, but also moral responsibility, just so they can make a buck or get one over on the system so they don't pay a buck.... If F**king society is about liked minded people living together in a civilised way, with respect for each other, then when ba**Ards like this surface the " cvilised society" should give first a warning shot, and then if they don't heed that remove the very laws, that protect people within that society and make them "fair game", hit the ba**ARds where it hurts, by killing the c***!!!!!


and within that I include, Ripper, murders, child molesters, bankers, absent parent dodgers, dog foulers, litter@ers, anti social behaviour, social payment scammers, estate agents, ect,.......


That one was a bit harsh, but I agree with you overall. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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gremmlin wrote:
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE



HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T

MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Marsh Green, Wigan was going up to bed

when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in

the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom

window.



George opened the back door to go turn off the light but

saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your

house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that

all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his

door and an officer would be along when available. George

said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the

police again.



'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because

there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you

don't have to worry about them now because I've just

shot them.' Then he hung up.



Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response

Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips'

residence and caught the burglars red-handed.



One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you

said that you'd shot them!'

George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody

available!'



I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
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ADG wrote:
Thats what I told my.......errrrrr......friend. Good answer PJ.


Tony Martin's case is a precautionary tale:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/farmer-gets-life-for-shooting-teenage-intruder-721197.html


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 Post subject: Re: Hypothetically speaking
PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:08 am 
The problem is, that if you go round and leather the bastards, they think the score is even. OK they've got bruises, but you still feel revulsion at them being in your house and handling your stuff.

We had three brothers in Worksop, couldn't stay out of peoples houses. They were seen by a mate in his house. They'd watched him go out and broken in but he'd only been to pick up his daughter and he was back in fifteen minutes. His daughter used to go to school with one of them and saw him as he ran outside.

So the twelve people in the area who'd been burgled in a fortnight arranged a party for them and it duly took place. Their house looked like it belonged in Beiruit and they looked like they'd just spent a fortnight there shouting 'Allah stinks.'

Did it stop them?? Did it fu ck. They were straight back at it. They thought they'd paid their dues. The only option is permanent disfigurement. :evil:


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