Why bother stopping him??

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:56 pm

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/34 ... 5111118.jp

"I've decided to kill myself... it's going to be quick and messy"

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:00 pm

I wonder if this was the story Bresslaw was referring to a few weeks ago? :shock:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:01 pm

How is he going to do it, stick a pin in his kite? Fook me that would be a mess, Kebab Meat and Garlic sauce everywhere.

Eddie Ellwood, Geoff Capes, and He-Man have already been enlisted to carry his coffin.

JimmyGiro · **Joined:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm **Posts:** 381

2,300 quid a month!!! No wonder he weighs 40 stone. You can sit and watch telly and eat tons of pies and Pizza's and wash it all down with gallons of larger on that amount.

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:23 pm

He looks like Mr Creosote.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

unohoo · **Joined:** Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:51 pm **Posts:** 656

He thought it was a diet potion when it said "Thinners" on the bottle.
The fat tw@t.

Why bother stopping him??

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