The Apprentice

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:14 pm

does anyone watch it, I always think its good for a laugh with some rich toffs getting simple things wrong, like a smarmy jewish bloke last year not knowing what kosher was, also there is a lass on there is year called kate walsh and is a bit of a looker.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candida ... 0013.shtml

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Think there is a lass from 'Ull on there this year.... im sure i saw it in the paper the other day, could be wrong like.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:21 pm

isn't there a bloke from Middlesbrough, or maybe its just he had trials with em or summat...?

fancy name confised

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2477

I think a lass from Hull won it a few series ago (Michelle?) - then she got pregnant by the asian lad who was on the same show shortly after she won....

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:24 pm

This guy on heres quote to the bbc was "He says: "I think that business is the backbone to this world. Without companies buying and selling there wouldn't be any economy."

no shit sherlock, Sir Alan bugger the series of the show give this guy the job :roll:

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:26 pm

Also who writes this stuff for the BBC, Here is the lads profile from the boro;

Rocky Andrews (surely that a wind up)
Qualifications: n/a
Age: 21
Career: Sandwich Chain Owner Hometown: North Yorkshire

Rocky is this year's youngest candidate and already earns more than the salary on offer from Sir Alan. He left school at 16 to pursue a football career with Middlesbrough United but was soon diagnosed with arthritis making it impossible to continue. A year later, Rocky decided to start up a lucrative sandwich business which now includes 15 shops across the North East of England.

He says: "For me business is about hard-work, attention to detail, being willing to make mistakes and learning from these mistakes."

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:30 pm

thats the one, ROCKY!! rolfl

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 4:56 pm

I really struggle to take the programme seriously. Alan Sugar has created a great 'character' for himself, and is good at acting the part.

But all that pulling a face like his piles are playing up gets right on my tits. If he cracks a smile is he worried his cock will fall off?

There's a load of programmes like this at the moment including Dragons Den and Masterchef, where you have self-appointed 'experts' being downright cruel to the contestants in the name of entertainment.

When did people think it was normal to see people acting like arses in this way?

Was it when Weakest Link started? Simon Cowell working his ticket on X Factor? I'm baffled by it all.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:33 pm

I haven't a fk'clue what you're talking about and there's every chance I never will!!

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 9:02 pm

Another great British Institution, Apprentices gone :evil:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:07 am

Montpoolier wrote:

I haven't a fk'clue what you're talking about and there's every chance I never will!!

Make sure you stay that way Monty, you and I know it makes sense.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6475

Are the people in the Apprentice really competing for a £1 million contract, I saw an advert for it earlier and they were jet washing a car with a door open, the thick gets

Kolley Kibber · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:12 pm

Rocky Andrews was another one I played football with for Middlesbrough. We've all turned into a pretty successful bunch it seems :wink:

.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

whats his sandwhich chain?

hungry jacks?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:38 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

There's a load of programmes like this at the moment including Dragons Den and Masterchef,

Those 2 on Masterchef are complete fecking Pigs....have you see the fat kunts eat....slobbering allover the dirty scruffy tvvats???? :shock:

Greasy fat sweaty kunts!!!! :evil:

Plus one of them always looks as though he's been up for 3 days on Whizz and is about to fall asleep!!!! :evil:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:52 pm

I quite fancy Rosemary schrager ..

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:06 am

The funniest thing is..............I suspect most of these foookers wouldnt make it in the real world. When I say make it............I am not referring to them being famous, or becoming extremely rich.

Can you imagine having any of these cretins in your work place. They all remind me of travelling salesmen. And theres nowt worse than a salesman that REALLY loves his job, and his product.

We get them all the time. We are interviewing hundreds of firms at the moment, and its foookin hillarious when they send a sales rep rather than someone that actually knows the business.

Thats all this bunch of tosspots ever are. Go getters my arse. Shit, if I ahd to work with the bunch of arselicking pillocks, I think I would murder them. Literally.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:26 am

The birds are the worst. Non-stop gum bumping and very little progress but as long as they're talking they're doing something. Couldn't organise a fook up in a brothel. :roll:

Compo · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:48 am

ADG wrote:

The funniest thing is..............I suspect most of these foookers wouldnt make it in the real world. When I say make it............I am not referring to them being famous, or becoming extremely rich.

Can you imagine having any of these cretins in your work place. They all remind me of travelling salesmen. And theres nowt worse than a salesman that REALLY loves his job, and his product.

We get them all the time. We are interviewing hundreds of firms at the moment, and its foookin hillarious when they send a sales rep rather than someone that actually knows the business.

Thats all this bunch of tosspots ever are. Go getters my arse. shiit, if I ahd to work with the bunch of arselicking pillocks, I think I would murder them. Literally.

what does your firm do, as i work for a biologicals company, I know what you mean though I have met people in this field that you ask them a simple question about chemistry and or what compounds things are they look at you blankly then tell you a fact about the product that doesnt have any relevance to your question.

Spiff · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:47 pm

Yubep wrote:

whats his sandwhich chain?

hungry jacks?

It's Fatso's

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:08 pm

anyone watch it last night was funny as hell, jet washing a car with the door open, the girls trying to charge £200 to clean three hummers was a right joke. Also who spents £190 on cleaning equipment for cars 4 buckets some shampoo chamis leathers wax and elbow greese top price would be 50-60 quid.

Loads of muppets, lets see how rocky gets on next week they are doing food so it should be right up his street with fatso's I bet he is the project manager and looses badly

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:31 pm

I know it is and dont view these as celebs at all just watch it for humour value at so called clever buisness people acting like muppets with no common sence. Also was nothing else on tv, my sony reader was broke last night so couldnt read a book and sick of playing pro evo on xbox.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

MadJohn wrote:

It's a TV show.

It was on last night. It was followed by a programme on whoever was shite enough to be kicked out first. This same person was then interviewed on the news outlets this morning, and there will be a repeat of both the original show and the post mortum tonight. I imagine there will have been decent coverage in the tabloids too. We can now look forward to exclusive interviews with this "star".

I repeat, it's a TV show. confised

i'd much rather read about that than Jade G, and! i'd rather watch it than watch her croak it..

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

I wonder why he binned the ugliest of the three birds in the boardroom?? :roll:

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Must have been a tough call like, they were all awful

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:31 pm

I thought the white one was gorgeous. Lovely eyes.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:32 pm

the blonde haired one was a bit of alright as well

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:34 pm

Lovely big nose and sweet, sexy eyes. Debra Barr she is called. Certainly gave me half a barr last night.

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:38 pm

she has a nose on her like a proboscis monkey

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:39 pm

Every time I see that I keep thinking it's this:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:50 pm

MadJohn wrote:

Fook me, a recent shot of London with the Gherkin in the background. There's something you don't see every day :shock:

also whats going on with the light, didnt realise that London had an atomic bomb dropped on it recently

Spiff · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:01 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Lovely big nose and sweet, sexy eyes. Debra Barr she is called. Certainly gave me half a barr last night.

And an absolute f&*king mentalist. She'll be a

without a doubt.

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:17 pm

Spiff wrote:

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Lovely big nose and sweet, sexy eyes. Debra Barr she is called. Certainly gave me half a barr last night.

And an absolute f&*king mentalist. She'll be a

without a doubt.

Aren't they all? As long as she gives a good nosh who cares?

Spiff · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:18 pm

You'll find out if her nosh is up to scratch next week.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:31 pm

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

Lovely big nose and sweet, sexy eyes. Debra Barr she is called. Certainly gave me half a barr last night.

Sorry but that is a Pig Dog!!!! confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

It's just the X Factor for wannabe baby entrepeneurs and this format appeals to their greed and their sad ego ...it's neither entertainment nor education, it's just more of the same old tosh with a thin veneer of respectabilty .... the X Factor for accountants.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:35 am

Ive heard one of the contestants is from Doggy

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