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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:20 am 
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badgers arse. Or so the saying goes (no i havent had sex with a badger).

I have just tried to predict how the table will look at the end of the season. I have tried to be realistic as possible.

I have cheltenham hereford and brighton already down. And then no less than FIVE teams all finishing on 50 points so goal difference could be massive.

All those who moaned last season that it was boring....is this more exciting for you?

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 Post subject: Re: tighter than a.....
PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:23 am 
Since when has our level of football been predictable, it's not the Premiership you know!!?

Call me a miserable twat but I've always find these predictor things utterly pointless, I do a coupon every week and have won twice all season, solid proof that I can't predict football results very accurately.


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well heres hoping im wrong and we win the next 4 on the trot

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:49 am 
I know Yeovil play a lot of the teams in and around the bottom including us but I honestly can't see if you consider the current form they find themselves in where they will pick up 11 points? Brighton have lost five out of six but in the middle of that beat Yeovil 5-0, that should speak volumes. FFS they are managed by Terry Skiverton!!


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:02 pm 
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I know Yeovil play a lot of the teams in and around the bottom including us but I honestly can't see if you consider the current form they find themselves in where they will pick up 11 points? Brighton have lost five out of six but in the middle of that beat Yeovil 5-0, that should speak volumes. FFS they are managed by Terry Skiverton!!



Pools are a kind hearts though, 'Nam hadn't won a game since the time of the caveman but lo and behold.....

And a pisspoor outfit called Hereford managed to win an away game last night


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true but who would have thought that cheltenham would get 7 from 9 or hereford would win away at carlisle. Plus im sure yeovil have 5 or 6 home games left.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:10 pm 
To a certain extent the pressure is off Hereford and Cheltenham they are as good as down hopefully they'll pick up a few more results off the teams around us, Yeovil on the other hand have dropped like a stone and have only just dropped into the bottom four. Hereford at home won't necessarily be an easy game for us, as they'll play with freedom.


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PJ_Poolie wrote:
Since when has our level of football been predictable, it's not the Premiership you know!!?

Call me a miserable tw@t but I've always find these predictor things utterly pointless, I do a coupon every week and have won twice all season, solid proof that I can't predict football results very accurately.


Couldn't agree more.

Especially when it comes to Pools, you just don't know what's going to happen. We were all convinced we were going to beat Orient and look what happened. Everyone said Leicester would turn us over when they came here. It wouldn't surprise me if we won Friday then lost to Hereford at home.

A couple of weeks ago Tranmere beat Leicester 2-0 so Leicester lost their 250 game unbeaten run then 6 days later lost to Cheltenham. Cheltenham were probably buoyed by a win a few days earlier, mind!

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I can't see those teams below us overtaking us, they are even worse thanus even if Cheltenham have momentum after they beat us.


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Poolie of Kent wrote:
I can't see those teams below us overtaking us, they are even worse thanus even if Cheltenham have momentum after they beat us.


Yes, but then you wrote this about who would win the league:
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No reason why we can't do it or win Play-Offs - only eight minutes away three years ago.
Let's see if we can lay that ghost to rest this season.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:11 pm 
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Carlisle will go down, they're on the slide and I don't like them.

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Carlisle will go down, they're on the slide and I don't like them.


Would you rather go to yeovil,Swindon or Northampton than Carlise next season like sctatchinghead sctatchinghead


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if it's a choice of going down with Carlisle, or not going there next season and going to Yeovil in League One... then, erm....
what was the question again? sctatchinghead

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if it's a choice of going down with Carlisle, or not going there next season and going to Yeovil in League One... then, erm....
what was the question again? sctatchinghead


What i was getting at is would you rather Yeovil,Swindon and Nothampton stay up and Carlisle go down sctatchinghead

And Pools been safe of course :roll:


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It's rough. Rough as a badger's arse. Tight as a duck's. Hope this helps. :wink:

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shhh i did realise but couldnt be arsed to edit it :laugh:

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Carlisle will go down, they're on the slide and I don't like them.


Carilisle fans arent happy. They played a sriker at centrehalf the other night. They totally dominated the game, hit the woodwork 3 times, missed other sitters but found themselves two down. They have a shedload of key injuries, and cant buy a win.

Hang on...................... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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It's rough. Rough as a badger's arse. Tight as a duck's. Hope this helps. :wink:


No it's a bear's arse thats rough.........or of course a gas house cinder.

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No no no - the one associating bears with arses is "do bears shït in the woods"! :grin:

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