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BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:21 am

Well I won't be losing any of my money to you Chip. There are too many other teams involved, for us to finish in the bottom four.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:22 am

I'm willing to put a tenner your way if it means we stay up. After seeing us not turn up at Cheltenham, then failing to repel Millwall, I really think we'll be visiting Morecambe, Dagenham, Burton and Doylington next year.

I count meself as an optimistic Poolie, but examine our form since the end of October. £10 says we're down.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:49 am

What the hell has betting got to do with people's opinions? I'll bet you a tenner Oasis are shite, there.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:01 am

It's my opinion that Shergar will never win another race, but I can't get any bookies to quote me any odds.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:06 am

By the way Chip, just 'borrowed' this from Rivals, your odds aren't very generous!!

Just been having a look at the league one relegation odds and if the bookies are to be believed (and they do pay their odds compilers a fair amount to get things right) then we are as good as safe. Just for example Corals go 1/20 Cheltenham,1/10 Hereford, 4/6 Brighton, 11/10 Yeovil, 7/4 Swindon, 3/1 Leyton Orient, 10/3 Crewe, 7/2 Northampton and 7/2 Pools. You can get as big as 7/1 for us to go down with Skybet. So things could be worse, Middlesbrough are 2/5 and Newcastle are even money to lose their Premiership status.

tonyparry · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:17 am

chip fireball wrote:

havent posted on here for a week. nothing changes. i still know more than most of you put together. especially the ones saying pools are as good as down. what a set of chumps.

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

we will not go down.

anyone who wants to put their money where their mouths are, im offering odds of 2/1 if you want to back pools to go down and i will accomodate any bet up to £150 before 5 o clock on friday.

so either put up, or shut the fook up. :coool:

i still know more than most of you put together.

Personally i think you need fooking therapy, :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

chip fireball wrote:

havent posted on here for a week. nothing changes. i still know more than most of you put together. especially the ones saying pools are as good as down. what a set of chumps.

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

we will not go down.

anyone who wants to put their money where their mouths are, im offering odds of 2/1 if you want to back pools to go down and i will accomodate any bet up to £150 before 5 o clock on friday.

so either put up, or shut the fook up. :coool:

I am not a gambling man, but agree with you about the teams performance on Saturday.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:30 am

since when do performances win prizes, on a football pitch?

I dont bet chip, its a mugs game, and for one who thinks so highly of himself, you are a mug.

Self confessed.

We shouldnt be in the shit we are, but we are. Too good to go down my arse.

We have 4 away games left, and unless the team suddenly develop a backbone, and find some heart, then your bet may come back to haunt you.

norgepoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:51 am

I don't think we'll go down. i think we'll scrape together enough points to beat the drop.

But I fear for next season. Without Joels goals and with Monkey out of contract we could be losing two of our best players. We will need at least 4 new faces in the summer, of good quality, I can't see it happening. long hard season in prospect.

God, I'm depressing myself! Worrying about next season before we've even survived this one.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:53 am

ADG wrote:

since when do performances win prizes, on a football pitch?

Now that really is a stupid statement. Leicester have been performing well most of the season, and that is why they are top of the league, and will win it by a country mile. Cheltenham on the other hand have been performing badly most of the season,which explains their position at the bottom of the league. Simple really.

Nobodys Hero · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:58 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

ADG wrote:

since when do performances win prizes, on a football pitch?

Now that really is a stupid statement. Leicester have been performing well most of the season, and that is why they are top of the league, and will win it by a country mile. Cheltenham on the other hand have been performing badly most of the season,which explains their position at the bottom of the league. Simple really.

Eh? Leicester were not awarded points for performances.....only results.

I give you the recent examples of Hartlepool 1-2 Peterborough, and Hartlepool 2-3 Millwall.

Have we been awarded points for them performances?

We deserved some didnt we? So how many did we get?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:02 am

ADG wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

ADG wrote:

since when do performances win prizes, on a football pitch?

Now that really is a stupid statement. Leicester have been performing well most of the season, and that is why they are top of the league, and will win it by a country mile. Cheltenham on the other hand have been performing badly most of the season,which explains their position at the bottom of the league. Simple really.

Eh? Leicester were not awarded points for performances.....only results.

I give you the recent examples of Hartlepool 1-2 Peterborough, and Hartlepool 2-3 Millwall.

Have we been awarded points for them performances?

We deserved some didnt we? So how many did we get?

My point was that teams who perform well tend to get better results, what is hard to understand about that.

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Too good to go down, now where have I heard that before.

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Chip have you laid off £2 at 5/1 with anyone to cover your possible losses.... :grin:

Or are you just following your ow convictions

btw I don't think we'll get relegated

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:24 am

chip fireball wrote:

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

Sleep deprivation again Mr Fireball or living in cloud cuckoo land? rolfl

pde147 · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:20 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

Sleep deprivation again Mr Fireball or living in cloud cuckoo land? rolfl

No Chip's right. For an hour on Saturday we played better than we have all season. We gave a real fright to a team I expected to come to Pools and win easily (look at their last few results). Then we let terrible abysmal personal errors from the centre backs cost us the game. And a keeper who doesn't make saves doesn't help.

Chip's also clever - shutting up moaners who don't really think we'll go down but love to whinge (the only one I have any respect for is Poolieinnottingham who really does believe it apparently) - and making as profit on every bet by covering it at higher odds elsewhere.

Bookies are the most dispassionate, rational assessors of every situation. They have to be- their shiny cars and big houses depend on it. Look at the odds stated above. The great likelihood is that we won't go down. Despite the best efforts of ALB and our centre backs.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

chip fireball wrote:

havent posted on here for a week. nothing changes. i still know more than most of you put together. especially the ones saying pools are as good as down. what a set of chumps.

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

we will not go down.

anyone who wants to put their money where their mouths are, im offering odds of 2/1 if you want to back pools to go down and i will accomodate any bet up to £150 before 5 o clock on friday.

so either put up, or shut the fook up. :coool:

So I can back us at 5/1 to go down on Betfair or 2/1 with you? :roll:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Chip is right, we did play well for an hour or so. But we have done that for most matches this season and still get beat. It means fuck all.

And for anyone taking 2/1 then give your head a shake.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:59 pm

It must just be me who thought that Millwall were poor first half then before they got the obvious half time rocket up their arse.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Mr Ripper wrote:

It must just be me who thought that Millwall were poor first half then before they got the obvious half time rocket up their arse.

Yeah but the bigheaded get Chip knows more than all us so must be right. :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:07 pm

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

It must just be me who thought that Millwall were poor first half then before they got the obvious half time rocket up their arse.

Yeah but the bigheaded get Chip knows more than all us so must be right. :roll:

Don't for get Chip is the Centrals version of Stan Flashman, apart from Fat Stan didn't drive a 2nd hand bike and get the number 7 to the match

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:20 pm

chip fireball wrote:

havent posted on here for a week. nothing changes. i still know more than most of you put together. especially the ones saying pools are as good as down. what a set of chumps.

a ten minute spell apart, pools were superb on saturday, and anyone who couldnt see that and is dishing out marks of 3 and 4 for players other than collins nelson and the keeper has shyte for brains imho.

we will not go down.

anyone who wants to put their money where their mouths are, im offering odds of 2/1 if you want to back pools to go down and i will accomodate any bet up to £150 before 5 o clock on friday.

so either put up, or shut the fook up. :coool:

Hmm. I seem to recall starting a thread last month stating we will not be relegated. I still stand by that. I admire your stance chip. Too many goons on here. :evil:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Obafemi Obsession wrote:

I admire your stance chip. Too many goons on here. :evil:

I don't I just see him trying to take advantage of the clinically depressed.... :wink:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

What a cringeworthy post by Mr Fireball.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Agreed TPP. I cant even bring myself to read it again.

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Agreed TPP. I cant even bring myself to read it again.

Why would you want to read any post twice?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:07 pm

Tax Paying Poolie wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Agreed TPP. I cant even bring myself to read it again.

Why would you want to read any post twice?

Cos it takes at least half a dozen times before it goes in?

tonyparry · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:05 pm

still know more than most of you put together.

Personally i think you need fooking therapy,

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:14 pm

I think we will go down Mr.Chip....I'll have £50 on it!!!! :coool:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:59 pm

pde147 wrote:

Chip's also clever - shutting up moaners who don't really think we'll go down but love to whinge (the only one I have any respect for is Poolieinnottingham who really does believe it apparently) - and making as profit on every bet by covering it at higher odds elsewhere.

Being shut up by a bet? How does that work? Is it like a spell to ward off relegation? Maybe if I bet all the players a grand they'd go down that would be a good spell.

For the records, until this last week I have said nothing one way or the other about our league situation because anything could still happen. Three weeks ago we could still have made the play-offs if we'd produced a run like we did two seasons ago.
Now, since the Stockport game, I firmly believe we'll go down. The number of teams we should have beaten but haven't, the number of games where we've played like Barcelona only to take a ten minute fag break while the opponents score, leave me with no other option.
And I'm not going to be Mr I-Told-You-So if we do go down, I'm going to sulk like fook.

I'm trying to figure out how having a bet will change that or how it would be clever of me to do so.

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Actually you'd be giving Mutley £150.

His winnings at 2/1 plus his stake back obviously :grin:

Good idea like.

I'll have a pound on it.

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:24 pm

chip fireball wrote:

pde147 wrote:

[Chip's also clever - shutting up moaners who don't really think we'll go down but love to whinge (the only one I have any respect for is Poolieinnottingham who really does believe it apparently) - and making as profit on every bet by covering it at higher odds elsewhere.

Bookies are the most dispassionate, rational assessors of every situation. They have to be- their shiny cars and big houses depend on it. Look at the odds stated above. The great likelihood is that we won't go down. Despite the best efforts of ALB and our centre backs.

^^^^^^^

well done that man. i take muttleys 50 quid and lump it on betfair at 6/1.

if pools stay up im level, if they go down i pick up 300 quid from betfair, give mutts 100, and pocket the other 200 for myself.

and theres folk think im the one that needs therapy. :wink:

I'd take the 7/1 if i was you not the 5/1 Betfairs offering :wink:

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/eng ... relegation

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:36 pm

chip fireball wrote:

pde147 wrote:

[Chip's also clever - shutting up moaners who don't really think we'll go down but love to whinge (the only one I have any respect for is Poolieinnottingham who really does believe it apparently) - and making as profit on every bet by covering it at higher odds elsewhere.

Bookies are the most dispassionate, rational assessors of every situation. They have to be- their shiny cars and big houses depend on it. Look at the odds stated above. The great likelihood is that we won't go down. Despite the best efforts of ALB and our centre backs.

^^^^^^^

well done that man. i take muttleys 50 quid and lump it on betfair at 6/1.

if pools stay up im level, if they go down i pick up 300 quid from betfair, give mutts 100, and pocket the other 200 for myself.

and theres folk think im the one that needs therapy. :wink:

I don't think they are referring to your betting prowess, Stan

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:44 pm

personally I don't see where the points are coming from either - I think we might get 47, not enough

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:26 pm

We don't seem, as hard as we try, to be able to get lower than 15th in the league!

I think we'll lose every game and finish 15th.

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:45 pm

I've said all along that it will be less than 50 points to stay up this season, I said that months ago. My major frustration is results at home to the likes of Crewe, Yeovil, Walsall and Leyton Orient. Even beating two of those would have us safe already, saying that for some reason I think we'll win on Friday night, don't ask me why!?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 7:46 pm

chip fireball wrote:

well done that man. i take muttleys 50 quid and lump it on betfair at 6/1.

if pools stay up im level, if they go down i pick up 300 quid from betfair, give mutts 100, and pocket the other 200 for myself.

and theres folk think im the one that needs therapy. :wink:

I was only kidding!!!! :uhoh:

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:05 pm

chip fireball wrote:

are you going on friday night mutters ?

Where to? His psychiatrist?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:12 pm

chip fireball wrote:

are you going on friday night mutters ?

No....Mr.Parmo and Mr.Crimes wanted me to but I couldn't afford it!!!! sadx

JimmyGiro · **Joined:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm **Posts:** 381

Quote:

No....Mr.Parmo and Mr.Crimes wanted me to but I couldn't afford it!!!!

Do you have a paypal account Mutley? I found my password list a few days ago and to my suprise there was a little money in there that i did not realise i had. Since i can't get to the game you can go and shout them on for me if you want, sounds like they can use as much support as they can get at this stage. I will just need the link and i will take care of it. Get yourself there man.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:34 pm

I haven't got a PayPal Account....but thanks for the very kind offer Mr.Giro....much appreciated!!!! :wink:

ronaldo · **Joined:** Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:53 pm **Posts:** 861

That brave of you! with 3 teams already as good as down, yes we will survive ( by the skin of our teeth) will bet you £20 we go down next season though.

Come on then! PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37486

ronaldo wrote:

That brave of you! with 3 teams already as good as down, yes we will survive ( by the skin of our teeth) will bet you £20 we go down next season though.

Come on then! PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

.... and I'll bet you £150 that we finish top of this division in 76 years time by a record points total...NOW PUT UP OR SHUT UP !!!!!!
Utter bollox of course, but you did start it. :roll:

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:42 pm

ronaldo wrote:

That brave of you! with 3 teams already as good as down, yes we will survive ( by the skin of our teeth) will bet you £20 we go down next season though.

Come on then! PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

£50 says we don't

Obafemi Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 1:43 pm

I'll have some of that.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

ronaldo wrote:

That brave of you! with 3 teams already as good as down, yes we will survive ( by the skin of our teeth) will bet you £20 we go down next season though.

Come on then! PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't this post originally put up here by chip proving that he is infact putting up, and your turning it back onto him with some stupid counter offer.

Your a bit dim aint you?

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:57 pm

Why would you want to make money out of a potential demise for your team?? Or even a non-demise??

Is your support that cheap that it comes down to consulting Paddy Power?? stpid

Yeah we got relegated but I made forty quid :grin:

..........So go and buy a big new shiny pot and boil your fookin head in it.

Philistines... :roll:

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