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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:37 pm

Thats probably quite amusing but Im not in the mood sadx

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Mar 14, 2009 8:44 pm

Taleban - yeah. I think most people don't need convincing.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Sorry Mr Head. Just trying to divert the subject onto something that usually attracts flak.

Matty_Robson's_Chin · **Joined:** Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:57 pm **Posts:** 2155

Something to lighten the mood!!!!..............

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:24 pm

Mr I wrote:

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your arse with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and believe every man should own at least two.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:25 pm

Oh so sad....

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