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 Post subject: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:36 am 
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How many pints of friggin' wax can an ear hold? I've had a river of wax running down the side of me head for two days now.
Where the hell does it come from? Is there a wax fairy??? :evil:

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:59 am 
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don't know the answer to that - but my tinnitis is back in me left lug and driving me mad

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:07 am 
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Ive got that in me left lug as well Parmo sctatchinghead
do we share heads sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:09 am 
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I don't know of any humans, animals or vegetables who would want to share any of my napper!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS had a good drink with your kid in the Park on Thursday, can't remember what time I got in the house afterwards - Fetish Bob and the rest had gone while I was inspecting his beer cellar!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:13 am 
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parmopooly wrote:
I don't know of any humans, animals or vegetables who would want to share any of my napper!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS had a good drink with your kid in the Park on Thursday, can't remember what time I got in the house afterwards - Fetish Bob and the rest had gone while I was inspecting his beer cellar!!!!

A bunkerfest in the Park without me?
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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:14 am 
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nah in the end just me, your kid and Stevie Swinburne!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:15 am 
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:laugh:
Good ol Swinny :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:35 am 
Richard Head wrote:
How many pints of friggin' wax can an ear hold? I've had a river of wax running down the side of me head for two days now.
Where the hell does it come from? Is there a wax fairy??? :evil:


Richard, it's not wax. Go and get it checked out, man. Probably some sort of infection.


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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:35 pm 
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It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:

But yeah, if it's still there on Monday it'll be bonjour Monsieur le Quack.

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:41 pm 
In the meantime, here's what to do.
Pop down to Boots, buy some cotton wool balls and a bottle ot tea-tree oil. Moisten a cotton wool ball with oil and then put it in your ear.


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[quote="Richard Head"]It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:



Who does it look like and are you stckin pins innit?

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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:04 pm 
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Richard Head wrote:
It looks like wax, smells like wax, feels like wax, and I've even made a model out of it! :grin:

But yeah, if it's still there on Monday it'll be bonjour Monsieur le Quack.



The ear holds a fair bit of wax but I've never known it run out like that, even with the use of ear drops. As has been mentioned, best to get it checked out.


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 Post subject: Re: Ear wax!!
PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:39 pm 
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Grabec wrote:
In the meantime, here's what to do.
Pop down to Boots, buy some cotton wool balls and a bottle ot tea-tree oil. Moisten a cotton wool ball with oil and then put it in your ear.


Grabec, you're great - the one who looks after everyone when they're poorly or injured and gives them good advice.
Not that I'm trying to stereotype you and the whole of manhood of course...

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